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You play this two-line game by ruining the previous stoner's superpowers and then claiming your own superpowers, to which the next person adds a devastating clause.

Example:

I can undress people with my mind.

...But you can only see fat people.
I can teleport anywhere!

...But it causes you to disintegrate.
I can rob any store and not get caught!

...But only for cigarettes and nachos.
I can eat 45 hobos!

Etc....


Ok I'll start....

I Can Smoke 2 Bowls at One Time!

... but they burn holes in your lungs.

I have X-ray vision!

...but you're visiting an American Buffet!

I can get your clothes off just by looking at you.

... but you can't handle the sexiness.

My powers of deduction are exceptional!

But you couldn't figure out who stole your secret stash while I was visiting Belgium!

I can smoke anyone and their accomplices under the table.

but your poor stoner ass can never afford the weed...

i cant turn into a dinosaur

But you blew up with the big bang.

I can skin up a joint in each hand, simultaneously.

But that's only coz you're deformed

I have a photographic memory.

but your blind


i can yell louder than you

But then your vocal chords deteriorate.

I can play drums and write a paper at the same time.

but you have no talent.
i win champagne bottles just by dancing

But you have no feet to dance with

Im the biggest stoner alive

But we just banned you.

I have a tree that grows money.

But it's just Monopoly money.

I can set things on fire from a distance.

But cant control it and ignite random items.
I can run around the earth in an hour.