What do I need to know?

[Rolls]

Hey guys,

I've never done weed before but want to. I have a source to get it from but I don't want to ask him how to smoke it, prepare it etc because I'll look like a fag. So what do I do with weed? How do I smoke it, put it in a bowl, roll it, what? How much should I smoke at one time? Please help out a big newb. It appears there is no sticky which addresses all of this?

[Caro]

To prepare - the weed shouldn't have any seeds but if it does, pick them out. It will most likely be in dried bud form. You can smoke buds the way they are, but they burn better if you gently break them apart. You'll need a pipe. A really easy pipe can be made by making a trench in a pop can and poking 5 - 10 closely spaced holes in the trench. Pack your weed in the "bowl", apply fire, and suck!

The mistake most first timers, especially those who've never smoked anything before, make is that they don't inhale properly.

Light your weed, suck on it, and make sure the smoke gets into your lungs. If you don't immediately cough you probably aren't doing it right. The first time you really get some smoke in your lungs will make you cough like a motherfucker, and you want that. You can't get properly stoned without getting plenty of smoke in the lungs.

Repeat 3-4 times and you will get good and intoxicated. I'm so excited for you! There is nothing like being stoned the first 10 times. It never is quite as good after that, so make sure you fully enjoy every experience.

Some things that might make you not enjoy your experience: parents, authority figures, sober people in general. You either want to be alone or with some stoned friends. Plan on having a good 6 hours where you won't be bothered.

Some things that will enhance your experience and make you feel amazing: music, a funny movie/tv show, FOOD (eating makes you less high though) stuff that entertains you.

HAVE FUN and you can use this website as a resource! Any questions you have, just post them in this thread. GOOD LUCK AND ENJOY!!!!

[Captain]

Xactly wat Cairo told ya, Good advice that is but most importantly have fun chill AND DON"T FIGHT THE MUNCHIES!

[cutthecashflow]

Watch Family guy. Or freddy got fingered. But if you want a real trip hop in your car and turn on the Darkside of the moon by floyd. Actually if its your first time you probably shouldnt drive. But hell turn out all the lights at home then stick in the dark side.

Have fun.

[Captain]

yeah definately don't drive watever u do lol. BUt any pink floyd is is good man. I worship them and my favorite stoens music.

[flynn]

once you've got a taste for it learn to roll, there are plenty of tips on this site....i think

[Rolls]

Ok I think I got the smoking and such down but the making of the bowl and the rolling I still don't understand. It's still kind of sketchy...is there any other way to describe it? Very helpful though, thankyou.

[cutthecashflow]

Rolls if your just trying make a pop can?
i dont knonw cause if you dont like it then you didnt bye a pipe.
But im pretty sure you will like it.
Happy toking.

[flynn]

check these out man, they may help.....

http://www.everyonedoesit.com/cannabis_videos/

[Rolls]

On an unrelated note...can anyone fill my newb ass in on cocaine as well?

[cutthecashflow]

No...

[Rolls]

No...

rofl, k, i understand (thought maybe i could get some help on the topic PM'd to me or something, is it in violation of the rules?).

on that note can i get some guide to the pricing of weed? is an ounce for 270 good?

[flynn]

depends where you are from and what currency you are talking....

[Juicy J]

also depends on what your buying, theres different types of weed... prices vary on availability and potency of the bud.

and for the bowl, ur best bet is to just buy a piece from a headshop somewhere near you

if you were smart you wouldnt even fuck around with cocaine

[Rolls]

U.S. currency (dollars)

So with the bowl, I just put the stuff in and light it on fire and inhale? The video site was great but it didn't seem to have bowls (are bowls literal bowls)?