CCR survives church camp
Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2004 5:58 am
I really dont feel like typing so im just gonna copy/paste from what i already wrote earlier today... I am not hotlinking because my scanner made the pics f'ing huge.
So friday (the day that just so happened to be the day I got Half-Life 2) my insane senile mother sent me away to some crazy weird christian camp retreat thing, it lasted for almost 48 hours. That was definetly not good times. singing.... jesus... crappy food... it was all just... ugh.
Luckily for me, my older sister spared me a nug to take with me so at least i could get blazed. Little did I know this tiny little herb would be the best thing I ever had. Saturday morning, right after we woke up, everyone was in the upstairs part of the building singing songs about Jesus, God, etc. Meanwhile a couple kids are downstairs playing Xbox, and im taking a bathroom break smokin a bowl in the stalls.
Apparently the ventilation system works, because 30 minutes later the WHOLE BUILDING smelt like chronic bud. I didnt know that though, because right after I finished I went outside...
A little later that day the "Dean" (principal, officer, general guy-in-charge) took me out of the building and into his office.
I was so high but it was all right. He started by questioning me about my religious values. I just straight up told him Im agnostic, and my religion wont change unless some sort of supernatural experience happens to me, not just some losers trying to persuade me. Then he finally cut to the chase, "Do you have illegal drugs with you?" am I stupid? **** no. (well, maybe a little.) I just lied of course. He believed me too, well at least thats what he said. Either way I was released.
The final supper (lololol) rolls around, we leave the next morning and we have some sub-par spaghetti. I get the incredible luck of sitting next to 3 HOT GIRLS (yeah, this is the main point of the story, it IS in bold isn't it.) the first is some weird goth-like lesbian chick. She was alright. the second was a dorky but cute girl. meh. The final was a girl that was really hot with an extremely nice rack. You will really have to take my word for it. Anyway the 3 girls start asking me what I got in trouble for.
I didnt feel like telling them I smoke weed but i eventually did. They asked if they could buy some off me but I really didn't even have enough for 1 person, let alone 3. So I just gave it to them... they smoked in the girls bathroom, they DIDNT EVEN FINISH it and they were all really high.Later that night the Dean searched my luggage and stole my lighter. ****er. It turns out, the REALLY HOT girl knows who I am, and we met eachother Haloween 2003. I guess i must have been high. Then- out of nowhere, she tells me the 'dorky but cute girl' "wants my nuts." Those last 3 words are a direct quote. That freakin like, broke my heart, coming from the girl of my dreams.
Finally Sunday morning (this morning) we get to leave. Gothic-lesbian girl hands me a note with the 'dorky but cute' girls name at the bottom. I wont even post what it said, or how I replied (i was really high, hahahah) because I think my scanner could speak for me. On the bus ride home (THANK GOD JEBUS CHRIST, that was teh WURST weekend EVAR.) Me and the ladies exchange phone numbers... As soon as I call the 'dorky but cute' girl, and we chat for a while, she asked me if I read the note her friend wrote. I was like... SHE WROTE IT?! I think she did it for a prank, but then 'dorky' asked me "do you... like her?" That was all I needed to hear, I pretty much just said yes. Hell yes. Now to just wait to be rejected, or be the happiest 17 year old white kid alive.
SUMMARY: Went to some crappy Church camp, played Star Wars BF, met some hot girls, got high, maybe ill get laid
scan: http://img43.exs.cx/img43/3928/notefront.jpg
back:
http://img9.exs.cx/img9/2976/noteback.jpg
So friday (the day that just so happened to be the day I got Half-Life 2) my insane senile mother sent me away to some crazy weird christian camp retreat thing, it lasted for almost 48 hours. That was definetly not good times. singing.... jesus... crappy food... it was all just... ugh.
Luckily for me, my older sister spared me a nug to take with me so at least i could get blazed. Little did I know this tiny little herb would be the best thing I ever had. Saturday morning, right after we woke up, everyone was in the upstairs part of the building singing songs about Jesus, God, etc. Meanwhile a couple kids are downstairs playing Xbox, and im taking a bathroom break smokin a bowl in the stalls.
Apparently the ventilation system works, because 30 minutes later the WHOLE BUILDING smelt like chronic bud. I didnt know that though, because right after I finished I went outside...
A little later that day the "Dean" (principal, officer, general guy-in-charge) took me out of the building and into his office.
I was so high but it was all right. He started by questioning me about my religious values. I just straight up told him Im agnostic, and my religion wont change unless some sort of supernatural experience happens to me, not just some losers trying to persuade me. Then he finally cut to the chase, "Do you have illegal drugs with you?" am I stupid? **** no. (well, maybe a little.) I just lied of course. He believed me too, well at least thats what he said. Either way I was released.
The final supper (lololol) rolls around, we leave the next morning and we have some sub-par spaghetti. I get the incredible luck of sitting next to 3 HOT GIRLS (yeah, this is the main point of the story, it IS in bold isn't it.) the first is some weird goth-like lesbian chick. She was alright. the second was a dorky but cute girl. meh. The final was a girl that was really hot with an extremely nice rack. You will really have to take my word for it. Anyway the 3 girls start asking me what I got in trouble for.
I didnt feel like telling them I smoke weed but i eventually did. They asked if they could buy some off me but I really didn't even have enough for 1 person, let alone 3. So I just gave it to them... they smoked in the girls bathroom, they DIDNT EVEN FINISH it and they were all really high.Later that night the Dean searched my luggage and stole my lighter. ****er. It turns out, the REALLY HOT girl knows who I am, and we met eachother Haloween 2003. I guess i must have been high. Then- out of nowhere, she tells me the 'dorky but cute girl' "wants my nuts." Those last 3 words are a direct quote. That freakin like, broke my heart, coming from the girl of my dreams.
Finally Sunday morning (this morning) we get to leave. Gothic-lesbian girl hands me a note with the 'dorky but cute' girls name at the bottom. I wont even post what it said, or how I replied (i was really high, hahahah) because I think my scanner could speak for me. On the bus ride home (THANK GOD JEBUS CHRIST, that was teh WURST weekend EVAR.) Me and the ladies exchange phone numbers... As soon as I call the 'dorky but cute' girl, and we chat for a while, she asked me if I read the note her friend wrote. I was like... SHE WROTE IT?! I think she did it for a prank, but then 'dorky' asked me "do you... like her?" That was all I needed to hear, I pretty much just said yes. Hell yes. Now to just wait to be rejected, or be the happiest 17 year old white kid alive.
SUMMARY: Went to some crappy Church camp, played Star Wars BF, met some hot girls, got high, maybe ill get laid
scan: http://img43.exs.cx/img43/3928/notefront.jpg
back:
http://img9.exs.cx/img9/2976/noteback.jpg
makes me sound like a computer geek 
