when i am stoned

[weedguru_animal]

When I am stoned

When I am smoking marijuana,
I sometimes behave like a cheeky chuwawa,
This is one of my still common hobbies,
Always in danger of attracting streetwalking bobbies,
I love to smoke the magic green herb,
Cos it helps me make rhyming use of each verb,
My mind definitely becomes more active but also relaxed,
I lose my worry about how much of my wage the government has taxed,

The weed makes me more talkative so I speak more,
Take in more from what I my eyes bring to the fore,
The tunes become more defined,
Colours and sound also increasingly refined,
I feel the dimensions of my mind expand,
As it takes me to old and new foreign land,
My senses all become more excited,
A creative part of my being becomes ignited,
My sense of apathy is replaced with a humanitarian attitude,
Effort is made to pass to others the benefits of my good mood.

I don’t become at all antisocial or introverted,
Not much of my usual self becomes converted,
Alcohol without doubt heightens aggression
Over your mind drink takes possession,
Skunk heightens something else, maybe sensibility,
spreading peace through every mental capillary.

I don’t end up getting much work done,
But when I am stoned life is nearly always fun.