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ok, at my school (im a freshman) i am not one of the popular kids. we have all sorts of kids, but the ones im talking about in perticular are the popular "lying their asses off" kids. im sure you know what im talking about when i say there are some people will say whatever it takes to be popular, these are those fuckers.

well, anyway, i do a bit of selling pot, now and then, just a little extra income, but anyway, the other day a guy called me up and asked for an eigth, i said okay, and we agreed to meet local park. when i got there, we were about to make the exchange when all of a sudden he says, "wait, is the weed laced with shrooms? cause i aint buyin it if its not."

well, this shocked me at first, but then i started laughing, and told him that was impossible, to which he replied that one of the popular guys at school said he does it all the time and it totally trips him out.....and everybody belives it...

it turns out that some posers at school have been making up all kinds of shit, like tripping for hours on weed, lacing it with shrooms and acid, lacing it with extacy, and now everybody wants it. they even convinced people that smoking this plant will get them high (its actually hedge clippings, and dried and crushed maple leaves), everyone comes back to school saying they got totally fucked up on it cause they want to be cool! and to top it off, they sell it for 30 bucks a gram! wow, this bullshit shocked me

but it gets worse! another kid is trying to get pot smokers arrested because she read on the internet that all weed is laced with crack, weed makes you black out and is the #1 daterape drug, a hole bunch of shit, but the cops dont care cause this is getting kids to turn in dealers!

so, i am wondering, in your opinion, which liar is worse? and in the mean time, is there any way i can convince them elsewise? im losing a lot of buisness

I think there both a bunch of fucking idiots.

if they're just dumb fucks.... go with the flow, they wanna be dumb its their problem no need to concern urself heh

HAHAHAHAHAHAHH AHHA HA oh my god thats funny. Oh shit im stoned, but damn thats soome funny ass shit. Kids like that get their assses kicked around here. haha o my god

no, but heres the thing, i live in minnesota, we have our share of bad neighboorhoods, we have our gangs, but we dont have drugs belive it or not. well, okay, i guess we do, but i am fat, white and ugly and i would get shot in two seconds flat going into the hood, i get my shit from the only dealer ive ever met, the only thing we do have is pharm painkillers, and if you have read my other posts, i dont like those ne more

well, that means that everybody here know NOTHING about pot, nothing at all, as i have said its to the point where they think you can smoke shrooms

as far as going with the flow, idk, im not popular enough to sell some random plant and have people claim they get fucked on it, i would get my ass kicked more than usual

and, i hope people here responded like me and tron did, laughing our asses off when we heard these people say they smoked acid, but as 13laze said, i shouldnt concern myself, well, friends run thin in my world, and i am forced to concern myself with meaningless gossip

instead of trying to give you helpful advice, Im gonna fucking nuke your whole city. goddamn.

If i was you mytoenaill12 id tell people what they wanna hear to get the money off them coz they are fools

clashcityrocker wrote:instead of trying to give you helpful advice, Im gonna fucking nuke your whole city. goddamn.

Seriously yo..that post was depressing as hell. Minnesota sucks.

sell them it for more than its worth, they deserve it for being such idiots...

Bust up some ordinary pills and mix it with weed, then sell it for a ridiculous price as 'XTC weed', sit back and watch the money roll in. Idiots are a lucrative business.

Weedguru Funk Doctor wrote:Bust up some ordinary pills and mix it with weed, then sell it for a ridiculous price as 'XTC weed', sit back and watch the money roll in. Idiots are a lucrative business.

ahaha, thats awsome, if only, if only

even if i sold them bomb weed they would say it did nothing, just to make me look bad

Go around school and tell everyone about those posers, expose them as marijuana ignorami. Then claim your rightful place as most popular kid in town. Huzzah!

Step 1. Find the most popular person.
Step 2. Give the person a sample of bud that has added extra ingredient. (yea not proud to tell u this but sounds like dey desserve it)
Step 3. If the person gets a good buzz, hey PRESTO your on ur way to become popular...

Weedguru Funk Doctor wrote:Go around school and tell everyone about those posers, expose them as marijuana ignorami. Then claim your rightful place as most popular kid in town. Huzzah!

wow, you guys are awsome. im not even joking, you guys really do know how to make me smile

in response to blaze: althou that sounds awsome, they wont accept it from me to be quite honest, but if they did, they would lie about it and make it another reason to beat on me, so i am just gonna back away from the motherfuckers for a while

ur in kinda a tight position....

ummmm i guess smoking a joint and walking past them would lead them to hurting u?.....

find sum1 big become friends. and if they wanna fight u backing down will only make it worse. ahhh any1 got any advices??????