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man i feel like such a muppet, for the last 3 days ive been staying with some mates i havnt seen in ages, so we decided seeing as how we havnt been in contact in over a year we would make it a big event, so we did, and man it was nuts.
we had some ether, bout 2oz of weed, uncounted number of those delightful kgb lemon lime and bitters bottles, pure guarana and a little lsd for kicks.
what an epic weekend, dancing from 8at night till 7 in the morning, just smoking and drinking and eating whatever and whenever, the acid and the ether were a little scary to start with as ive never done either before, but you get over it yeah.
now it comes to sunday afternoon and it goes bad, ive just rolled a j the size of my middle finger and were blazing when i think, dam, my bus is in 2 hrs, best pack up.
so i do, i pack my clothes and my bong (absynthe red bottle ) and go back to getting more high.
1/2 hour to go now i try to remember where the bus will pick me up, oh oh, cant think for the life of me, no worries the ticket will say where i gots to be.
OH OH wheres my tickets, frantic search of entire house and cars reveal nothing , do'h!!!!
next thing my buddy walks in "bro wheres the weed", what do you know ive lost the weed as well.
anyway i make the first bus ok but the second one was an hour overtime, and i was at the wrong place........
so here i am, stuck in christchurch with very little coin, no weed, and no way home.
pardon my french but FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKK
and i know i have noone to blame but myself and that there is a moral to this story but really who cares

p.s gas is well over $1.50 here

I seen the exact same drunk guy i talkd about a few days ago across the city, At a party store down the street from my house.

Holy shit.

Same bitch that got me arrested close to a year ago, Got arrested a month or so ago in front of my face, For assualt on her sister. I felt gret about it. She caused me so much pain.

Well, What jus happened? Im drubjk then fuck, High as hell, i look out ther front window. What do i hear but "You fufcking bitch ass cunt..." Ect ect, They went on for awhile.

What do i do? Call the police anomosoly.

She got arrested again.

Karmas a bitch. She fuked me over, I fucked her over. Life feels great.

Its great how life worksd out.

Its too late, im so fuckin tired.

YES!!!

went for an interview on Friday which i got thru...so will be joining as senior correspondent in the Hindustan Times as of the 12th of this month...yippee....also got a 7 grand pay hike..can finally get a new bike..

didnt know when i was getting paid figured either tuesday or wednesday but my boss had our pay ready today so thats dope, gunna buy some weed a scale n have some money to spend

tiiiight

I have had a crazy ass weekend. Probably got a total of 7 hours of sleep since Friday. Bought a half oz on friday and by the time Sunday morning rolled around i had to buy another 1/4 sack just to have some weed for the week. Drinking so much, man. i think im getting to old for this shit oh well, at least i didnt have to work today so i can re-energize.

i still feel ill from saturday night. fuck you alcohol

I had to quick harvest all my pot plants yesterday afternoon. I got out in the field to find the top half of plant number three (the bigggest and most mature plant ) chopped off. I wasn't at all ready to harvest but I had no choice. My grow spot borders this woodsy park so I took off and got garbage bags out of the parks containers. I ripped all the plants up by hand and then took and the branches off the stalks and shoved them in the bags. The hard part was sneaking out of the woods without being seen. I was originally supposed to do this under the cover of darkness. Anyways to make a long story short I got out, took all this shit over to a fellow growers house good friend of mine. This was at like 6 pm last night. Called another guy over and we trimmed all the weed until 2am. Fixed up a drying box and that was that. Cept I was way over curfew and when the boss comes in I'll prolly be in big shit. Who cares it was well worth it. So this morning I went back over to my friends house. Everything is drying nicely though we do have a serious problem with odor. He lives in an apartment building. I bought like $40 worth of glade plug-ins and deodorizers!! It's not the ideal spot to be drying but freak I have no choice. My other spot wasn't ready. Not sure how many pounds I'm gonna get. Not much this year compared to others thats for sure. I'm guessing somewhere between 2 and 3 pounds dry. With 1 pound of dried leaves which should get me about 30 grams of high quality oil.

How many plants was this from?

50 plants

jesus, I was expecting like maybe 6 max just gos to show you how much I know bout growing

Well, some of those plants were pretty small. Smallest were like knee high and tallest were taller than me

I went to the church today, first time in about 5 years. I prayed, too which is quite unusual for somebody like me. For the kids and families in New Orleans, and for somebody who really needs help right now. This was fucked.

Apparently theres a tornado outside right now....