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i had a damn blast tonight, but for some reason my best friend wanted to have one of those "deep" convos. apparently another friend that was there got really drunk and told my friend that i did coke once. so my friend and i had like a 1 hour convo just us and it made me feel really felt good. i feel like me and him reconnected tonight.

*cough*homo*cough*

haha you can be such an asshole man

I aim to displease

LMAO

"Hey Funk, why are you such an asshole?"
"I'm Funk James, bitch, break all y'all selves."

some people, you know they say they cant believe - jamiaca, we have a bob-sleigh team!

weedguru cathies wrote:damn laury, that's a whol' budget for a new appartment, most of my friends get a table 2 chairs and if they got the money, a couch, that's about it.

eeee I know! but that was a lot of my money, saved up from working. I couldn't bring much down soooo I had to start from scratch I'm finding that this whole process of moving in is a lot more work than I though.. I'm patching holes and cleaning today then painting tommorow. oh so tired...



sorry about your cat flynn. itall be back eh

i hope so i miss the little guy

O shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit you'll never believe just what happened. The weekend assistant director asked me to go out and fill the car up with gas. So I toot off to the nearest full service gas station. Gas dude fills it up I give him the credit card, he goes inside and then comes back saying have a good day sir. So I drive off...well not that far actually. I hear this weird noise....and unexplainable noise. I glance in my side view mirror and slam the brakes on in shock. The gas pump thingy is sticking out of the side of the car....ripped off the tank!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahahahahahaahhhaa stupid fucker forgot to take it out!! Gawd gas was pouring out of the tank everywhere and the fucking gas kid took off running!! He just bolted down the street, gone, vanished , vamos!! Left the station open and everything. So me too I'm thinking fuck this shit is gonna blow up so I took off too!!! Came back here and told the director..he's sent the cops over to the gas station!! My god that kid is going to be in so much trouble!! Sheesh its like something you woulda seen of Americas Funniest videos or something. Then the cops came over here to talk to me..get my story or whatever. They said there is no problem, it was not my fault because it was a full service gas station. They are looking for the attendant lol

Got to smoke some skunk last night, fucking high shit aswell. I was very pissed at the same time and when I smoked my head just went all dizzy and shit, Everytime I smoke and drink im sick, no more smoking and drinking for me

BGDetroit wrote:http://www.thatvideosite.com/view/302.html

Holy shit,

Weedguru Higher wrote:O shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit you'll never believe just what happened. The weekend assistant director asked me to go out and fill the car up with gas. So I toot off to the nearest full service gas station. Gas dude fills it up I give him the credit card, he goes inside and then comes back saying have a good day sir. So I drive off...well not that far actually. I hear this weird noise....and unexplainable noise. I glance in my side view mirror and slam the brakes on in shock. The gas pump thingy is sticking out of the side of the car....ripped off the tank!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahahahahahaahhhaa stupid fucker forgot to take it out!! Gawd gas was pouring out of the tank everywhere and the fucking gas kid took off running!! He just bolted down the street, gone, vanished , vamos!! Left the station open and everything. So me too I'm thinking fuck this shit is gonna blow up so I took off too!!! Came back here and told the director..he's sent the cops over to the gas station!! My god that kid is going to be in so much trouble!! Sheesh its like something you woulda seen of Americas Funniest videos or something. Then the cops came over here to talk to me..get my story or whatever. They said there is no problem, it was not my fault because it was a full service gas station. They are looking for the attendant lol

Holy shit, That has to be some of the craziest shit ever

BGDetroit wrote:http://www.thatvideosite.com/view/302.html

Damn, that too... I wonder if thats real

Hah, Dumb ass cop

http://www.thatvideosite.com/view/614.html