I'd probably have to fly like an eagle. Tough choice though, birds really only have one upside that I can think of... and who knows if it really is an upside?
Damn... I used to want to be a tortoise. I forgot about those aspirations.
SToNeR ChRiS wrote:I thought about this a good while and I'd say if I had the choice to be any animal, it would be a giant tortoise. They get to experience the sea and land, and more importantly they can live up to about 175 years. Can't really beat that.
It would suck to be that slow though, so I almost take it back.
I saw on TV today, this man lost his son, his son died...
So he had him cremated, took his ashes, and then made it into a Diamond ring...
Now he watches his son shine every day.
I just thought about that, while I sit here ashing in this ashtray...
They are nocturnal so i wont need my sunnies. ill live in the bushes of New Zealand where i can eat all the buds the native people grow.
Slong as the fucken cats and rodents dont eat my eggs
Do not take what i say seriously.
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I'd be able to swoop and fly over everything, the mountains, the ocean.. I can come barreling down to just pick up any food I wanna eat (who knows, maybe I want a small deer, or a fox) If I'm bored and see a goat on top of a mountain.. what the fuck, maybe I'll push it off of there..why? cuz i can..
Plus eagles are power animals, they do what they want, they eat what they want, and they are one of the most respected birds in the US
idk.. condors are scavengers.. they're dirty lazy creatures.. they rarely even kill their own food. Also falcons are a fraction of the size of an eagle and would get their ass KICKED by them. I'm sticking with an eagle
Whilst I would love to say Lion, or Ocelot, or Panther, or SHark, the truth of the matter is, that hand on heart, i can only say FOX...persecuted by the masses, furtive, cunning, lonesome, vicious, spiteful, intelligent...