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cutthecashflow wrote:

I bought this beer because of the label, but it actually tastes great!

Looks nifty.

Drinking keystone. I used to think it tasted like piss but now it's okay...probably because it's "light" beer. Friends are coming over to get me..it's 10 o clock right now and I'm on my 4th one. It'll probably be six by the time they get here.

my new fave. drink... jager bombs.

I've never tried a Jager bomb but knowing how good Jagermeister is I look forward to one.

I try to stay away from liquor at all times seeing as that I hate hangovers.

Sparks....man...energy drink and booze should not be mixed. I am wired.

The fact that the can is meant to look like a battery i try to stay away from the stuff

lately only liquor i'll drink is whiskey, only thing i'm willing to mix it with is ginger ale

Dr. Greenthumb wrote: lately only liquor i'll drink is whiskey, only thing i'm willing to mix it with is ginger ale

Haven't had it in awhile, but great combination right there.

What I mainly drink now is some good ol' JD or SoCo 100 proof

SoCo is probably my favorite though, the 70 or 80 proof, i forget which one it is.. but it's too sweet. The stronger alcohol kind of balances that sweetness out to be a perfect taste for me

If it's beer, it's almost always yuengling lager unless I'm being cheap and get PBR or Miller highlife

Love me some Tanq and Tonic

I need to go on a drinking binge, it's been too long.

Maybe tonight...

^I was throwing up gin for a long time last night, man I fell asleep in the bathroom next to the toilet using a towel as my pillow. Fun night until that happened.

The first and only time I drank gin was when I was like 14. I was at my grammas house and I found several alacoholic beverages in her cold cellar. I took a bottle of gin and poured it into a 7 up bottle I had. Took that home and that evening I was talking to a friend on the phone and decided to drink it. I remember leaving the phne for a moment to go hide the bottle. After that I was awakened by my parents...I was lying on the basement floor in my dad's office. My parents were like wtf is wrong, what are you doing here? I told them I fell asleep and they fucking believed me.....unbelievable but true

Weedguru Higher wrote:The first and only time I drank gin was when I was like 14. I was at my grammas house and I found several alacoholic beverages in her cold cellar. I took a bottle of gin and poured it into a 7 up bottle I had. Took that home and that evening I was talking to a friend on the phone and decided to drink it. I remember leaving the phne for a moment to go hide the bottle. After that I was awakened by my parents...I was lying on the basement floor in my dad's office. My parents were like wtf is wrong, what are you doing here? I told them I fell asleep and they fucking believed me.....unbelievable but true

10$ says they knew that you actually got hammered and they just decided to not care. ive discovered similar things.

annnnyways.. alcohol... yea... alcohol...

^Nah, cause all the other times they made a huge fuss and once they even called a Doctor who was a family friend and lived next door. I was puking and they thought I was gonna die or something. My parents are really old school and religious. They have never drank alcohol...ever.

Me and liquor mix about as well as shit and strawberry shortcake. I'm a lightweight, but for some reason unknown to me, I seem to get a buzz on, then...proceed to chug the bottle, or bottles. Every time I drink. Usually make an ass out of myself, ended up in the tank like at least 4 times. As a result, I've consumed alcohol 1 time this year. I like drinking, i just don't like getting sick and going to jail, which ALWAYS seems to happen to me. Fuck it. If I stick to dope, I'm coherant, don't get sick (it actually cures stomach aches), and dont try beating anyone up who's bigger than me, wearing a blue suit with a gun strapped to the belt.

Weedguru Higher wrote:^Nah, cause all the other times they made a huge fuss and once they even called a Doctor who was a family friend and lived next door. I was puking and they thought I was gonna die or something. My parents are really old school and religious. They have never drank alcohol...ever.

whaaaaaaaaat? alcohol has a big part in christianity :O the blood of friggin jebus is red wine.