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but you can't get back down



I control the minds of every rooster on the planet

but you have a cock fetish...



I can simultaniously have sex, and skate around the roller disco...

but your a cross dressing gigolo and cant get laid


i can burn down buildings with my fire breath

...but you have bad aim and singe your pubic region



I can read peoples minds...

but you're illiterate



i can hear the smallest sound

I can read peoples minds...

But it turns out everyone thinks your an asshole.

I can kill a man from 2000kms with a pea shooter.

which means you know i am planning your death for that cock fetish shit....

edit: YOU BASTARDS POST WAY TOO QUICKLY!!! SHITFUCK.

2nd edit:

but it takes effort and let's face it you're too stoned to do it



I can turn anything into ganja, including humans

but you dont have any peas...

i have huge steel claws like wolverine

ok stop fucking up the game b4 I turn you into ganja.

i have huge steel claws like wolverine

But you had a terrible accident while masturbating.

I can cough up money.

*deep breath*

time out

pipe: but youve stopped smoking anyway

Midnight: but u choke on the coins



i can control ppl with my mind power

But you accidentally cough your lungs out.

I have X-ray vision.

But you looked through your mums wall at a REALLY bad time...

I can lift 8 million time my own body weight.

but you are weightless

I can make any man faint with my sexiness (ha!)

But you weigh nothing at all.

I can shoot bullets from my mouth.