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Bunny420 wrote: -i lick jolly ranchers and stikc them on windows at school, they are a bitch to get off.

hahahhaahahhaha

I like this one song by Billy Tallent. I don't even know what it's called but damn it's catchy

Oh man, i bet that sucked. I wasnt actually enjoying it too much, i couldnt actually feeel anything. Goddamn condoms.

Dakine wrote:Oh man, i bet that sucked. I wasnt actually enjoying it too much, i couldnt actually feeel anything. Goddamn condoms.

f'sho. Me and the girlfriend got tested, she's on the pill, fuck that shit rubbers are too fake and inconvenient for someone in a serious long term relationship...

Condoms are for whores <3 but I say whore in the most affectionate way possible.

I once farted during sex.

Ah, the pill. Condoms are for whores!

Lets see who has balls, tell your deepest darkest secrets. has become, lets brag about who's had sex under the craziest circumstances.

It's just the flow of the conversation, man.

I once had sex while I was having sex with a person that was having sex with another person.

Oh, and I also ran over a baby fox before, and then ditched the car. It was a very depressing time for me, because it was so tiny, and I love fox's. It was also my mothers car, so she made me pay for it and grounded me until I did.

this didnt actually happen to me, but we had a party at a friends house, and one of my friends stole the dude who's party it was mum's carkeys, cus he smoked her last cig, and their good friends, so this friend drives to the 24/7 gas station about 2 miles away, gets there, notices there are cops in the gas station. so he turns around, and heads back, then he thinks the cops are following him, so he starts to speed off, runs a red light, keeps going at about 70mph, alongthis minor road, and turns round in his seat to see if the cops are still behind him, goes up on the curb, over the pavement, hits a raised piece of grass, hits a tree at the top of it, goes upthe tree, and the car tips over and ends up on its roof. And then the cops drive past. £13000 worth of damages, speeding, driving without a license, theft, drunk driving, and he only gets 8 months community service.

Dakine wrote:this didnt actually happen to me, but we had a party at a friends house, and one of my friends stole the dude who's party it was mum's carkeys, cus he smoked her last cig, and their good friends, so this friend drives to the 24/7 gas station about 2 miles away, gets there, notices there are cops in the gas station. so he turns around, and heads back, then he thinks the cops are following him, so he starts to speed off, runs a red light, keeps going at about 70mph, alongthis minor road, and turns round in his seat to see if the cops are still behind him, goes up on the curb, over the pavement, hits a raised piece of grass, hits a tree at the top of it, goes upthe tree, and the car tips over and ends up on its roof. And then the cops drive past. £13000 worth of damages, speeding, driving without a license, theft, drunk driving, and he only gets 8 months community service.

Those guys still friends? lol

Dakine wrote:this didnt actually happen to me, but we had a party at a friends house, and one of my friends stole the dude who's party it was mum's carkeys, cus he smoked her last cig, and their good friends, so this friend drives to the 24/7 gas station about 2 miles away, gets there, notices there are cops in the gas station. so he turns around, and heads back, then he thinks the cops are following him, so he starts to speed off, runs a red light, keeps going at about 70mph, alongthis minor road, and turns round in his seat to see if the cops are still behind him, goes up on the curb, over the pavement, hits a raised piece of grass, hits a tree at the top of it, goes upthe tree, and the car tips over and ends up on its roof. And then the cops drive past. £13000 worth of damages, speeding, driving without a license, theft, drunk driving, and he only gets 8 months community service.

shouldnt that be $13000

Y'aint the only englishman on these boards

and butter, the friends mum actually tried making up with them, but they said they would feel guilty. plus somebody's been sending him death threats. so the pigs are now evenmore involved.

haha