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Posted: **Tue Nov 30, 2004 5:56 am**

but youre saddam hussein hiding from the USA underground so your power is irrelevant

I am the alpha and the omega

Posted: **Tue Nov 30, 2004 6:13 am**

but Greek is dead

i can travel thru time

Posted: **Tue Nov 30, 2004 6:18 am**

but only backwards.

I hold my breath forever

Posted: **Tue Nov 30, 2004 5:26 pm**

so you can't toke a spliff!!!

i cannot die

Posted: **Tue Nov 30, 2004 5:28 pm**

but your small and weak and we tied you to a big arse rock and dropeed you in the sea

i have the power of being normal

Posted: **Tue Nov 30, 2004 8:11 pm**

^^ HA you dont even have special powers

Posted: **Wed Dec 01, 2004 4:55 am**

You don't either.
I have a never ending acid trip.

Posted: **Wed Dec 01, 2004 5:06 am**

but you live in a mental institution.

i'm on a never ending psyclobin cubensis trip.

Posted: **Wed Dec 01, 2004 5:11 am**

but you can't explain to anyone else the ideas you have

i'm in charge of all the cocaine exported from columbia (yes it's a super power)

Posted: **Wed Dec 01, 2004 5:26 am**

but you got busted and now you in jail`
I smoke tons of herb a day.

Posted: **Wed Dec 01, 2004 5:32 am**

too bad it's oregano

i own the biggest hookah in the world

Posted: **Wed Dec 01, 2004 6:15 am**

But it's broken so it doesnt hit..

I can never get lung cancer

Posted: **Wed Dec 01, 2004 7:05 am**

but you can get brain cancer.

I can make this face

Posted: **Wed Dec 01, 2004 7:14 am**

but it's because you saw your mother naked

I'm a maneater.

Posted: **Wed Dec 01, 2004 7:25 am**

except only i taste good.

I can jump to the moon.

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