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Posted: **Fri Sep 15, 2006 8:23 pm**

AHAHAHAH I am totally putting tubes on my cat's legs!!!

Posted: **Sun Sep 17, 2006 8:02 am**

lol, I just noticed this

Dr. Greenthumb wrote: and we don't take kindly to the police in these parts.

Down in legal issues or something. Loved it.

Posted: **Sat Sep 23, 2006 2:37 am**

a blonde is sitting on the side of this river, she looks across it and sees another blonde, so she shouts:

"hey, how do you get across this river to the other side?"

the other blonde ponders for a moment and replys:

"you're already on the other side!"

bahahahahaha

Posted: **Sat Sep 23, 2006 2:31 pm**

GoreMeister wrote:The last time I peed, I accidentally peed on the toilet seat!

Don't worry. I wiped it up with a wad of toilet tissue. WHEW!

Posted: **Sun Sep 24, 2006 6:47 am**

Gene dit :
hey....
Cathie's..[JMT= BANANAS... #1 ... literally motherfucking dope] dit :
omfg
Cathie's..[JMT= BANANAS... #1 ... literally motherfucking dope] dit :
it was nuts
Cathie's..[JMT= BANANAS... #1 ... literally motherfucking dope] dit :
so fucking nuts
Gene dit :
assuming you weren't supposed to send that to me
Cathie's..[JMT= BANANAS... #1 ... literally motherfucking dope] dit :
no
Cathie's..[JMT= BANANAS... #1 ... literally motherfucking dope] dit :
...
Gene dit :
lol
Gene dit :
is this chicka_boom?
Cathie's..[JMT= BANANAS... #1 ... literally motherfucking dope] dit :
no im just talking to a white window
Cathie's..[JMT= BANANAS... #1 ... literally motherfucking dope] dit :
that is apparently not responding to my enthousiasm
Gene dit :
I'm confused
Cathie's..[JMT= BANANAS... #1 ... literally motherfucking dope] dit :
OF COURSE I KNOW WHO YOU ARE YOU ARE EUGENE IT DOESNT TAKE A DEGREE TO DEDUCE THAT AND I JUST CAME BACK FROM JEDI MIND TRICKS
Cathie's..[JMT= BANANAS... #1 ... literally motherfucking dope] dit :
I WAS ALL UP ON THE STAGE
Cathie's..[JMT= BANANAS... #1 ... literally motherfucking dope] dit :
GOING DUMB LIKE A GROUPIE WITH MY GIRL
Cathie's..[JMT= BANANAS... #1 ... literally motherfucking dope] dit :
AHAAHAHAHAH
Cathie's..[JMT= BANANAS... #1 ... literally motherfucking dope] dit :
GOOD TIMES
Gene dit :
ahhhhhhhhh i'm so friggen confused
Cathie's..[JMT= BANANAS... #1 ... literally motherfucking dope] dit :
whats so complicated?
Cathie's..[JMT= BANANAS... #1 ... literally motherfucking dope] dit :
yes i am chicka boom
Gene dit :
ok
Gene dit :
now i'm not confused
Gene dit :
lol
Cathie's..[JMT= BANANAS... #1 ... literally motherfucking dope] dit :
the group....
Cathie's..[JMT= BANANAS... #1 ... literally motherfucking dope] dit :
jedi mind tricks
Cathie's..[JMT= BANANAS... #1 ... literally motherfucking dope] dit :
JMT
Gene dit :
haha
Gene dit :
what a dork
Gene dit :
didn't know you'd be THIS much fun to talk to
Gene dit :
you drunk/high/fucked on somethin?
Cathie's..[JMT= BANANAS... #1 ... literally motherfucking dope] dit :
pretty much D.all previous
Gene dit :
niiiice
Cathie's..[JMT= BANANAS... #1 ... literally motherfucking dope] dit :
fucked on guarena
Cathie's..[JMT= BANANAS... #1 ... literally motherfucking dope] dit :
loool
Cathie's..[JMT= BANANAS... #1 ... literally motherfucking dope] dit :
and high off the sweet sweet reefer
Cathie's..[JMT= BANANAS... #1 ... literally motherfucking dope] dit :
and hashchih
Gene dit :

Gene dit :
I thought you were cutting back?
Gene dit :
lol
Cathie's..[JMT= BANANAS... #1 ... literally motherfucking dope] dit :
cmon dude
Cathie's..[JMT= BANANAS... #1 ... literally motherfucking dope] dit :
its JMT
Cathie's..[JMT= BANANAS... #1 ... literally motherfucking dope] dit :
heavenly divine
Cathie's..[JMT= BANANAS... #1 ... literally motherfucking dope] dit :
you cannot not be high on that one
Cathie's..[JMT= BANANAS... #1 ... literally motherfucking dope] dit :
it's just likke blasphemy
Gene dit :
lol
Cathie's..[JMT= BANANAS... #1 ... literally motherfucking dope] dit :
guess WHAT I HAVE AS SOUNDTRACK ATM
Cathie's..[JMT= BANANAS... #1 ... literally motherfucking dope] dit :
....
Cathie's..[JMT= BANANAS... #1 ... literally motherfucking dope] dit :
THE FUCKING STAR WARS
Cathie's..[JMT= BANANAS... #1 ... literally motherfucking dope] dit :
RETURN OF THE JEDI
Cathie's..[JMT= BANANAS... #1 ... literally motherfucking dope] dit :
AQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Cathie's..[JMT= BANANAS... #1 ... literally motherfucking dope] dit :
AND EXCUSE ME ILL HAVE TO GO MIX MY VINYLS NOW
Gene dit :
hahahaha
Gene dit :
wow i can't wait to talk to you tomorrow
Gene dit :
lol

Posted: **Sun Sep 24, 2006 8:44 pm**

HAHAHAHAHA. While I'm trying to lay down and watch a movie with this chick, Chicka wouldn't shhhh!!!! hahaha

Posted: **Tue Sep 26, 2006 3:54 pm**

Dr. Greenthumb wrote:what kind of fucked up place do you live in where they dont sell mountain dew?

damn i dont know if this works cauase im really high but if so, this quote is fuckin funny

Posted: **Sat Oct 07, 2006 5:38 pm**

xStOnErxChRiSx wrote:You roll that shit short and fat lol. I prefer long and skinny . JOINTS. I'M TALKING ABOUT JOINTS.

Posted: **Mon Oct 09, 2006 2:56 pm**

lol weelll you just had to tell me you were in da middle of somtn buddy boy

Posted: **Mon Oct 09, 2006 4:29 pm**

Jedi mind tricks?? lucky biznatch, wished they'd tour uk.

Posted: **Wed Oct 11, 2006 7:39 pm**

Charlie says:
holy crap I'm looking at the crime stats for my school
Meighan... I love you, I loved you all along, and I miss you, been far away for far to long... Love this Team Go Canucks! says:
Yeah?
Charlie says:
somebody got murdered and I didn't even know about it
Meighan... I love you, I loved you all along, and I miss you, been far away for far to long... Love this Team Go Canucks! says:
Holy crap! Thats intense!
Charlie says:
no drug offenses though
Charlie says:
it just goes to show that people who don't smoke weed end up killing people

lol, I liked it

Posted: **Thu Oct 12, 2006 2:21 am**

smoke weed not resin wrote:I WAS TOLD 2DAY THAT AFTER U DO A BONG YOUR LUNGS BLEED FOR A SPLIT SECOND IS THIS TRUE

I tried so hard just now to not laugh at this..it lasted about 4 seconds and i burst

Posted: **Mon Oct 16, 2006 12:37 am**

Lodekim wrote:Oh my god, my crayest combo's french fires with ketchup

Posted: **Mon Oct 16, 2006 12:47 am**

Baybee wrote:Charlie says:
holy crap I'm looking at the crime stats for my school
Meighan... I love you, I loved you all along, and I miss you, been far away for far to long... Love this Team Go Canucks! says:
Yeah?
Charlie says:
somebody got murdered and I didn't even know about it
Meighan... I love you, I loved you all along, and I miss you, been far away for far to long... Love this Team Go Canucks! says:
Holy crap! Thats intense!
Charlie says:
no drug offenses though
Charlie says:
it just goes to show that people who don't smoke weed end up killing people

lol, I liked it

funny but true

Posted: **Mon Oct 23, 2006 2:56 am**

WhiteLie wrote:One time my friend was drunk and didn't have a lighter so he stuck a fork in a power outlet and caught the wall on fire to spark his cigarette.

How's that?

this made me giggle X3 Just call him McGyver!

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