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Your kewl canadianbud because you have a white "fro".

My brother Danny once had a wicked white boy 'fro. He had the same curly hair as me, you know. So I could probably sport the same type of 'do. And sometimes, like after a long night of good head grinding sex, I do.

Might as well put up his mugshot, even though he's dead.

White stoner boys with 'fros rule!

weedguru caro wrote:...And sometimes, like after a long night of good head grinding sex with Gorecore, I do...

Damn it! The secret is out.

I'm really not fired from my job. I never actually worked at a call center. I am the 5th richest man in Canada. They net my worth at around 28 million dollars Canadian which is about 40 bucks American or a few quid in England.

Every 8 weeks I must make a business trip to New York. I fly Caro there and we rendevouz at the local Radisson hotel for a night of wild, passionate, animalistic, sweaty, hair poofing jungle sex.

Then she flies back home after we go on a kick ass shopping spree on the Canadian taxpayers dollar and here I am. Sitting in the dungeon of doom wishing somehow even the shopping spree part of it were true.

I know what will make me feel better. Hmmm...it's either food or weed.

Gorecore wrote:
I'm really not fired from my job. I never actually worked at a call center. I am the 5th richest man in Canada. They net my worth at around 28 million dollars Canadian which is about 40 bucks American or a few quid in England.

I guess I'm going to have to let you get away with all that, since you're so damn witty....

You hear that, Cazper? I'd rather have sex with Gorecore than you.

i see IE sammy :/

Gorecore wrote:

weedguru caro wrote:...And sometimes, like after a long night of good head grinding sex with Gorecore, I do...

Damn it! The secret is out.

I'm really not fired from my job. I never actually worked at a call center. I am the 5th richest man in Canada. They net my worth at around 28 million dollars Canadian which is about 40 bucks American or a few quid in England.

Every 8 weeks I must make a business trip to New York. I fly Caro there and we rendevouz at the local Radisson hotel for a night of wild, passionate, animalistic, sweaty, hair poofing jungle sex.

Then she flies back home after we go on a kick ass shopping spree on the Canadian taxpayers dollar and here I am. Sitting in the dungeon of doom wishing somehow even the shopping spree part of it were true.

I know what will make me feel better. Hmmm...it's either food or weed.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

*wipes a tear* never fails to crack me up......Gorecore: you've defintely smoked yourself retarded

Sammy - is that joint dripping hash oil????

Yeah. Ive been kinda spoiled lately, coming across all this rare product...

weedguru caro wrote:

Gorecore wrote:
I'm really not fired from my job. I never actually worked at a call center. I am the 5th richest man in Canada. They net my worth at around 28 million dollars Canadian which is about 40 bucks American or a few quid in England.

I guess I'm going to have to let you get away with all that, since you're so damn witty....

You hear that, Cazper? I'd rather have sex with Gorecore than you.

first me, (remember the whole forceful insemination conversation?) and now gorecore. poor old cazper... not having much luck is he

A_Fire_Inside wrote:

Weedguru Caro wrote:Super Stoned.

You are so attractive, but i just can't say that anymore because, here, you look like my sister.

Shit man, if im ever in lancashire, you gotta introduce me to your sister.

me smoking........
nough said.

doesnt the pixilation effect rock i use it too

Ok, i have been home for about 30 minutes and i cant get these damn pictures up. i am totally gone/blitzed/stoned whatever the fuck you like to call it. . but i am going to edit this tommarrow whenever i wake up and add the pictures that show how good i feel.

edit: ok here are those pictures.

Those new bud light bottles?