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Re: pickup lines
Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2005 1:42 am
by Dr. Greenthumb
Jurass_Finish_First wrote:Say to her
"I HAVE A BIG FAT ONE FOR YOU..OH JOINT THAT IS"
or
"WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME OVER FOR BONES..I MEAN CONES ONE NIGHT?"
or "DO YOU WANNA GET HIGH WITH ME SOMETIME OR JUST GET WITH ME?"
I asked a guy if he'dlike to come over for lines one night, hehe he said he doesnt do drugs anymore tho:(how boring!
You could go up to her and say
"If I said u had a beautiful body would u hold it against me? Can I buy you a drink your glass is empty,Whats a nice girl like u doing in a place like this anyway, u come here often?Is this seat taken MissAmerica, no,well u should be a model Im new in town so could u show me around?"
(thats from a song btw, anyone here listen to UGLY DUCKLING??)
UGLY DUCKLING! the only people i know that listen to them are on this site
Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2005 11:49 am
by weedguru tom
pic up lines are stupid, as if someone is gonna go with you for a line you drop, surely its what you look like and what your wearing, i thought first impressions were everythin`
Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 12:46 pm
by dark_erotica
they are. its not what they say that counts, although a joke to settle the mood is a bonus , as long as it isnt about the girl.!
Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 12:52 pm
by herbal stu
"Hi"
Is usually good one
Followed by any number of polite, well mannered and sophisticated responses that I'm afraid just cannot be listed as only certain people have the mental capacity to handle and use them correctly as in the wrong hands could destroy the equilibrium of asses that use lines and those that dont!
Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 12:58 pm
by herbal stu
Herbal $tu wrote:Rose are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, LETS GO FUCK!
weedguru flynn wrote:PnkRckElite420 wrote:WAAAHAHAH "roses are red...vilets are black i like spaghetti..lets fuck!" waaahahah hhhhilarious!
that's fucken gold mate! i am so using that one
Its mine biatch
Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 6:04 pm
by jed the spread
fancy going halfs on a bastard or you dont swet much for a fat lass is usually enough to win over that girl of your dreams.
Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 6:14 pm
by WeedGuru_Flow
I don't think pickup lines do the trick
best way is to be yourself and relax just talk to her, get to know her and dont just throw yourself on her
Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2005 1:00 pm
by flynn
Herbal $tu wrote:Herbal $tu wrote:Rose are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, LETS GO FUCK!
weedguru flynn wrote:PnkRckElite420 wrote:WAAAHAHAH "roses are red...vilets are black i like spaghetti..lets fuck!" waaahahah hhhhilarious!
that's fucken gold mate! i am so using that one
Its mine biatch
watch me care
Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2005 12:07 am
by herbal stu
I dont care either just bored!
Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2005 5:23 am
by cutthecashflow
" Got a light"