Best Pick up line?

Dr. Greenthumb · Post by **Dr. Greenthumb** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 1:42 am

Jurass_Finish_First wrote:Say to her
"I HAVE A BIG FAT ONE FOR YOU..OH JOINT THAT IS"

or
"WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME OVER FOR BONES..I MEAN CONES ONE NIGHT?"

or "DO YOU WANNA GET HIGH WITH ME SOMETIME OR JUST GET WITH ME?"

I asked a guy if he'dlike to come over for lines one night, hehe he said he doesnt do drugs anymore tho:(how boring!

You could go up to her and say

"If I said u had a beautiful body would u hold it against me? Can I buy you a drink your glass is empty,Whats a nice girl like u doing in a place like this anyway, u come here often?Is this seat taken MissAmerica, no,well u should be a model Im new in town so could u show me around?"
(thats from a song btw, anyone here listen to UGLY DUCKLING??)

UGLY DUCKLING! the only people i know that listen to them are on this site

weedguru tom · Post by **weedguru tom** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 11:49 am

pic up lines are stupid, as if someone is gonna go with you for a line you drop, surely its what you look like and what your wearing, i thought first impressions were everythin`

dark_erotica · Post by **dark_erotica** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 12:46 pm

they are. its not what they say that counts, although a joke to settle the mood is a bonus , as long as it isnt about the girl.!

herbal stu · Post by **herbal stu** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 12:52 pm

"Hi"

Is usually good one

Followed by any number of polite, well mannered and sophisticated responses that I'm afraid just cannot be listed as only certain people have the mental capacity to handle and use them correctly as in the wrong hands could destroy the equilibrium of asses that use lines and those that dont!

herbal stu · Post by **herbal stu** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 12:58 pm

Herbal $tu wrote:Rose are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, LETS GO FUCK!

weedguru flynn wrote:
PnkRckElite420 wrote:WAAAHAHAH "roses are red...vilets are black i like spaghetti..lets fuck!" waaahahah hhhhilarious!
that's fucken gold mate! i am so using that one

Its mine biatch

jed the spread · Post by **jed the spread** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 6:04 pm

fancy going halfs on a bastard or you dont swet much for a fat lass is usually enough to win over that girl of your dreams.

Post by **WeedGuru_Flow** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 6:14 pm

I don't think pickup lines do the trick

best way is to be yourself and relax just talk to her, get to know her and dont just throw yourself on her

flynn · Post by **flynn** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 1:00 pm

Herbal $tu wrote:
Herbal $tu wrote:Rose are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, LETS GO FUCK!

weedguru flynn wrote:
PnkRckElite420 wrote:WAAAHAHAH "roses are red...vilets are black i like spaghetti..lets fuck!" waaahahah hhhhilarious!
that's fucken gold mate! i am so using that one
Its mine biatch

watch me care

herbal stu · Post by **herbal stu** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 12:07 am

I dont care either just bored!

Post by **cutthecashflow** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 5:23 am

" Got a light"

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