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When you put bread in the toaster and push the handle down...toast pops up after a few minutes!!

Where does the bread go?

^ ROFL!!!!

Gorecore wrote:When you put bread in the toaster and push the handle down...toast pops up after a few minutes!!

Where does the bread go?

Normally the bread would come out, but toast is a very belligerent and malevolent animal, so it slits the bread's throat in order to take its place at the top of the food chain. Ka-ching, golden brown toast at your fingertips.

Why do they call them sneakers anyways?

GodHand Kronix wrote: Why do they call them sneakers anyways?

"For SNEAAAKING!"

GodHand Kronix wrote:He needs exactly 1,013 follicles on his face blocked for maximum power retainability. Otherwise he can't turn into a super saiyan.

200 seeds

GodHand Kronix wrote:

Gorecore wrote:When you put bread in the toaster and push the handle down...toast pops up after a few minutes!!

Where does the bread go?

Normally the bread would come out, but toast is a very belligerent and malevolent animal, so it slits the bread's throat in order to take its place at the top of the food chain. Ka-ching, golden brown toast at your fingertips.

Why do they call them sneakers anyways?

200 seeds

jus.me.n.my.pipe wrote:

Midnight this is all a lie wrote:Why don't you ever get any decent candidates for prime minister (or president)? You just have to pick the guy you hate the least and prepare yourself for a few more years of shitty leadership. Why is it that you only get a pick of two complete arseholes, and never someone with even the slightest hint of a personality?

YES someone PLEASE answer that!
Also, and more importantly, why is it never a woman?

thats not a dumb question........

Why did newton had an apple dropped on his head?

How come there's only one fucking cloud in the whole sky, but as soon as i sit down the sun sits itself right behind it?

Midnight this is all a lie wrote:How come there's only one fucking cloud in the whole sky, but as soon as i sit down the sun sits itself right behind it?

because God hates you

auto wrote:

Midnight this is all a lie wrote:How come there's only one fucking cloud in the whole sky, but as soon as i sit down the sun sits itself right behind it?

because God hates you

God doesnt hate him, he is actually protecting Midnight from lethal UV Rays of Death!!!!

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct?

Shwoot wrote:Why are all the dinosaurs extinct?

cuz they all were acid heads.... and then the king t-rex, jamborion.... decided to invent a new drug since acid wasn't fucking them up anymore. so they invented proclamatory expulsion zyendrites.... which people now call pez. What he didn't realize was that dinosaurs are allergic to pez.... and they all died.

Shwoot wrote:Why are all the dinosaurs extinct?

Id assume an IceAge or some shit killed the fuckers off.

BUDA wrote:

Shwoot wrote:Why are all the dinosaurs extinct?

Id assume an IceAge or some shit killed the fuckers off.

damn your logical answers!!!!


If blackboxes never break in airplane crashes... why aren't the whole planes made out of that shit?

Shwoot wrote:Why are all the dinosaurs extinct?

Around the time humans came to be, dinosaurs observed these strange, abstract looking..."homo sapiens", and noticed that they were all so fucking retarded it wasn't even funny. This made the dinosaurs want to cry so rather than watching all of humanity wallow in their stupidity and kill themselves, they all ran to the nearest body of water and drowned themselves. Oh, and the aquatic ones flopped onto land until they suffocated. Ka-ching, golden brown extinct dinosaurs at your fingertips.

I got 2 in a row, sure hope to get this one heh

What happened to Jim Morrison? I'm not talking about how did he die, according to the media. I mean, what really happened to Jim Morrison?