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But all of your clones have genetic mutations and everyone hates you because you spawned an evil race of multiligual blunt smoking fiends!

I can hypnotize politicians.

But the CIA un-hypnotizes them right back

My blunts are so big I use a flamethrower to light them.

but your face has third degree burns.



i have unlimited money in my bank account

But you have a $12 daily limit.

I can breathe underwater...

But only for 1 minute and then you suffocate

I can melt whatever i want just by looking at it

but if you dont wear aviator sunglasses all the time your eyes melt everything.


i can fly.

but you're afraid of heights.

I can turn people into innanimate objects such as bars of soap and shotty old television sets...

when you do, you yourself lose ALOT of brain cells


I can give a girl an orgasm with my big toe..

but its covered in stinky, slimey fungus so no girls want it near them



i know everything

but you have no brain

i can turn talk to cars

but ur not realy that interesting

I can make chalk kill people

But only if they're dumb enough to snort it.

I can turn gorgeous sensitive well-dressed gay guys straight just by walking by!

but then their penises shrink to micrscopic sizes for the continuum of their lives.



i can eat whatever i want and not become obese

...as long as you never leave the treadmill

i can download any game online for free and my computer can run it

at 1 kb a second

i cant get sun burn