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I was at a bomb ass fuckin party last night, Bacardi 151, Budweiser everywhere, tons of fire ass reefer. This house had it hooked up, pimpin bowls everywhere, a slammin stereo system, ping pong table, dart board, not to mention tons of drunk and sexy girls. Damn, that was a hell of a night..

Im back ya'll.

Dont know who all noticed i was gone, Brandon noticed.

We didnt pay the internet bill so the fuckers turned it off. It must have jus got turned back on 2-3 minutes ago. Ive been drinking, Smoking, Listnin to music on limeiwre and playing solitare on the comp. Then i went to change songs on limewire when i seen it said it was connected.

Tight shit.

Im back.

got hammered last night, drinking 151 n malibu rum judging by the mark on my arm id say i fell off my bike when i ripped it home.. i can kinda remember getting off the ground. Cocaines a hell of a drug

^^^^HAHHAHAHAH, im already crunk and on my way to a party with friends. we got coke, weed, liquor, females, and BOb Marley.



Tonight is going to be a grand night indeed. wish me luck..

You're both ding dongs.

mac dre wrote:Cocaines a hell of a drug

Most deffitnatly.

But, Ive been in your shoes many times. Drinking hard and snort a couple lines to come "up" from your drunkness, Then back to drinking.

Now-a-days, Ive found a different beast. Fucking Newports. Ill drink heavy then fuck, To the point of passing out, And blaze a couple ports, Then im more uppity and closer to soberness. Then down a couple more of whatever your drinking.

Cheaper, And not as addiicting to me. Ive smoked cartons and cartons of ports in my day. And ive never been addicited. I cant get addicted to them. I dont get into the buzz so much. They're good when your really stressed, When you first roll out of bud, After gettin down with a bitch, And for coming up off a drunken stuper. Other then that, I dont enjoy them much so i dont get down with them.

So I met myself a fine little lady at the park/beach this afternoon. She asked me to give her a call later on this evening. Hot lady had just brought her jet ski out of the lake. She went over to the picnic tables and lit up a smoke. I wandered over and casually asked her for a light. Smoking cigs isn't all negative you know. lol. I asked her if she'd like to go out to Fraser Lake with me tomorrow.(The hottest beach around here) She said yes!! Fuck I am the happiest man right now.

Congrats, Higher. Isn't it exciting when you first meet someone who's probably gonna fuck your brains out? I think so.

weedguru caro wrote:You're both ding dongs.

no need for the harsh language.

weedguru caro wrote: Isn't it exciting when you first meet someone who's probably gonna fuck your brains out? .

I love how you talk.





2 days ago i got me some. Beautiful brunette girl i met at the store. I seen her and my jaw praitcally dropped she was so attractive. I had to spit game at her. And i did. Ended up leaving together and went to my crib, She was down to smoke. So i brought out the big Swisher's and rolled two beast swishers. And not long later. We got down to bussiness. Damn she was good, And damn has it been a grip since this happened.

Higher is gonna scooooooore

damn, within 15 minutes there were 9 replies to this thread.


just in case anyone wanted to know

weedguru caro wrote: Congrats, Higher. Isn't it exciting when you first meet someone who's probably gonna fuck your brains out? I think so.

I think so too

Big Daddy wrote:damn, within 15 minutes there were 9 replies to this thread.


just in case anyone wanted to know

I jus poked myslef in the eye. OUCH!!

BGDetroit wrote:

mac dre wrote:Cocaines a hell of a drug

Most deffitnatly.

But, Ive been in your shoes many times. Drinking hard and snort a couple lines to come "up" from your drunkness, Then back to drinking.

Now-a-days, Ive found a different beast. Fucking Newports. Ill drink heavy then fuck, To the point of passing out, And blaze a couple ports, Then im more uppity and closer to soberness. Then down a couple more of whatever your drinking.

Cheaper, And not as addiicting to me. Ive smoked cartons and cartons of ports in my day. And ive never been addicited. I cant get addicted to them. I dont get into the buzz so much. They're good when your really stressed, When you first roll out of bud, After gettin down with a bitch, And for coming up off a drunken stuper. Other then that, I dont enjoy them much so i dont get down with them.

i know someone who does a lot of coke and he says he only smokes newports after he does coke