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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 2:27 pm
by jewstinian
and you're now blind because of your smoke eye abilities.
i can change the size of my body; i can be 1,000 feet tall, or the size of an atom.
Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 10:10 pm
by canadianbud
unfortunately, u cant do the same for your penis, it will remain tiny
I have an extreme photographic memory, can remember anything at any time as a clear picture.
Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 10:17 pm
by canadianbud
shit that was already said haha after 33 pages im runnin out of ideas.
I can finish 5 gramm bowls in one hit.
Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 8:26 am
by pirate
but....aww fuck it....
Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 1:09 pm
by nowhere
canadianbud wrote:shit that was already said haha after 33 pages im runnin out of ideas.
I can finish 5 gramm bowls in one hit.
i've seen a friend of mine do that. i was like
was fucking insane. then he tried to get me to do it after that. i died.. nearly :S
Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 5:09 am
by Ziggy
if i had my pic, i think id have gohans powers (from dbz) the cyborg ninjas (from msg) , telepathy, or ice powers, ............fauk just give me them all together, thast wat i want
Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 11:40 am
by pirate
canadianbud wrote:shit that was already said haha after 33 pages im runnin out of ideas.
I can finish 5 gramm bowls in one hit.
But you're immune to pot
i can get high off anything
Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2005 2:13 am
by danbar99
but you can never get sober (might not be bad depending on who you are but meh)
...I can have sex with all of the hottest girls in the world and am very staight and... yeah thats all i need
Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 10:41 am
by pirate
danbar99 wrote:but you can never get sober (might not be bad depending on who you are but meh)
...I can have sex with all of the hottest girls in the world and am very staight and... yeah thats all i need
But you lack a central nervous system and hence cannot feel a god damn thing (ha)
i can speak fluently in every single language
Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 11:36 am
by nowhere
but your mouth has been sealed. by smith. like neos was. pwned.
i self clean. a very handy thing for a stoner, my body washes itself every few hours, rendering me as clean as a shower an hour would
Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 11:24 pm
by Midnight Toker
nowhere wrote:but your mouth has been sealed. by smith. like neos was. pwned.
i self clean. a very handy thing for a stoner, my body washes itself every few hours, rendering me as clean as a shower an hour would
But your clothes always get wet.
I can turn water into lager.
Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 11:43 pm
by GAZ
But you can only turn it into non - alcoholic lager
I can grow 2 ounces of weed in the space of 30 minutes..........
Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 11:43 pm
by Martin
But you get arrested as soon as you harvest
I can jump off a sky scraper and not get injured or die
Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 11:55 pm
by Khronic
But your not allowed in buildings
I can make weed appear, just by imagining it
Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 8:39 pm
by Martin
But its male weed and is useless.
I can do whatever I want by the click of a finger.