what would you rather do (guys only)

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 4:18 am

14... that's just too big. 11 is pretty much...a maximum...

6 is a min.

7 is sufficient...

although..isn't average something like 5-6?
what would I know

FIRE!!! · Post by **FIRE!!!** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 4:19 am

Average without a boner is 5-6...which I guess puts me above average..

Had to get the braggin in

nowhere · Post by **nowhere** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 4:44 am

CelticOne wrote:Average without a boner is 5-6...which I guess puts me above average..

Had to get the braggin in

official british average is something like 6.21 inches

i can say im quite happily above that

</brag>

weedguru tom · Post by **weedguru tom** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 12:23 pm

were takin` width here right

pirate · Post by **pirate** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 12:25 pm

weedguru tom wrote:were takin` width here right

AHAHAHAHAHA

TuRkiSh ToKeR · Post by **TuRkiSh ToKeR** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 7:58 am

Flying is like 99% of peoples wishes. Everybody on this forum has problem said once in their life '' i wish i could fly'' and if you havent then say it now, come on. I know you want to. Anyways, a 14 incher? Dude i could raise enuf money because i can fly to buy myself a 20incher if i wanted.. But then i would be a freak of nature, so im happy with what i got.

Sammy · Post by **Sammy** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 9:20 am

if i had a 14 inch ppenmis id follow a barbarian tribe and make aggressive ogreish noises whenever i got laid

pirate · Post by **pirate** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 9:27 am

Weedguru Sammy wrote:if i had a 14 inch ppenmis id follow a barbarian tribe and make aggressive ogreish noises whenever i got laid

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*wipes a tear* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (ooh my stomach)

Post by **Weedguru Higher** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 12:51 am

I'd fly

14 inches is absolutely ridiculous. No girl in her right mind would actually enjoy that.

The largest erect member in medical literature would be the 14-inch organ mentioned by Dr. David Reuben in his book Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (1969). Reuben didn’t divulge any source for this figure, and there was no independent verification, so you may question his accuracy. The largest medically verified penis on record is 13.5 inches long and 6.25 inches around, documented in the early twentieth century by Dr. Robert L. Dickinson. Other sources (Alfred Kinsey, Masters and Johnson, etc.) mention specimens ranging from 9.5 to 12 inches.

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Shwoot · Post by **Shwoot** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 7:05 pm

I'd fly definately. I'm satisfied with my penis. 14 is way too big. And I wouldn't want a long skinny one, it's gotta be to proportion. 14 inches long, that would be pretty wide. You coulnd't use that, you could rub it between a girls but cheeks but that wouldn't fit in any holes. hah she could plant her mouth on the side of it like she's eating a sub, but that's about as much pleasure you could get.

And who said that if you could fly you'd get all the pussy anyway? yeah I'd use it for that too.

Big Daddy · Post by **Big Daddy** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 8:10 pm

Weedguru Higher wrote:Try this penis size calculator guys

Yay, above average. Although i really didnt know which nose suited me best.

Scratch · Post by **Scratch** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 9:22 pm

Fuck it, I'd take the 14 incher and start professional fencing with it. It's my life-long dream.

Midnight Toker · Post by **Midnight Toker** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 1:00 am

Blatently fly. 14 inches is way too big, women wouldn't even like it that big, unless they're proper dirty slapper and you dont want to be fucking with them anyway. It'd be like that girl that fucked by a horse everytime. She died a few days later by the way. I've never had any complaints so i'd stick with what i got and fly me to the moon!

WidespreadDead · Post by **WidespreadDead** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 2:06 am

id pick flying easily im happy with mu penis. no matter what the size they all do the same thing

Big Daddy · Post by **Big Daddy** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 4:02 am

Midnight this is all a lie wrote:It'd be like that girl that fucked by a horse everytime. She died a few days later by the way.

how did i miss that story???

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