ok, being serious, I am about to give you my secret recipe for the best stoner food ever. This is something I thought up when i was stoned and hungry.
What you need :
red cheese
minced beef/lamb
1 onion
2 slices of bread
tobasco saucee
some kinda tortilla crisps, like doritos or phillias fog (whatever they are called)
tomato puree and can of chopped tomatoes
green or red or yeallow peppers (sweet, not spicey peppers)
a pyrex dish/baking tray
The best stoner food in 10 steps!
1. Half the onion, and dice one half up into little cubes
2. add some oil to a frying pan, and stick it on a medium heat.
3. after 20 seconds add the onions, and turn to a low heat
4. wait another 20 seconds, and add enough minced meat for however many people you are cooking for.
5. Wait until the meat is goin brown, chop up a one of the peppers, and add however much you want.
6. add the tomato puree and a little bit of chopped tomatoes.
let it cook and when its done add tobasco sauce.
7. put the crisps into a pyrex dish/baking tray
8. pour the mince that u just made over the crisps, and stick under the oven. medium heat for 3 minutes.
9.in the meantime dice up your bread into little bits and fry them in the pan. when they are fried, put them ontop of the mince and tortillas.
10. add as much cheese as you want on top of it all (its good to put lots) and stick it in the oven for another 5 minutes,, or however long it takes for the cheese to melt!
Now get stuck in and enjoy. remember, the more cheese and more tobasco sauce you have, the better it will taste
btw, tobasco sauce is a very dangerous thing, and can harm you severly. so if you cant take spicey food, don't use it. just use a mild chili powder or something.
have fun! but definately try this. tastes great with a can of cold 7-up. dunno why, only works with 7-up, even tho 7-up tastes like shit usually!