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Post by Gorecore »

Great...

I'm at work last night and I see the guy again. I say, "Okay man, enough is enough, where is my weed?" He tells me he has the rest in his office and he'll get it for me on first break. First break comes along and I ask for the weed and he tells me that he's too paranoid to give it to me right now because a co-worker of his just got busted for selling that same day (whatever, I say). He says, "I'll give it to you at the 3 o'clock break."

Then he disappears again, nowhere to be found.

A friend I work with said that when this half-assed dealer was at work 2 nights ago when I was off, he was telling him that he had just railed two lines of coke and was freakin' out and wanted to go home.

Fuck, I gave money to a fucking cokehead and I didn't even know it. Guess I might as well kiss that money adios.
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he deserves a coupon for...








A PUNCH TO THE FACE!
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Post by SToNeR ChRiS »

Damn that's like the worst outcome possible.

My sympathies Gore. :(
I saw on TV today, this man lost his son, his son died...
So he had him cremated, took his ashes, and then made it into a Diamond ring...
Now he watches his son shine every day.
I just thought about that, while I sit here ashing in this ashtray...
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Post by (weedguru)scarf »

what a fuckin deuche...
he comes back to work its time for confrontation gore....

im not violent... but something has gotta be done
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Post by Bear »

Gore, kill him, strap his testicles to his nose. Make him eat his own shit, then make him eat yours. Smear his body in cat spunk and make him roll around in cat nip and then watch the pitiful bastard get raped by wild horney mountain cats :twisted:

These cats can do alot of anal cavity damage, they operate at 100 HPS (Humps per second).
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Post by Gorecore »

I called the fucktard last night to try to get my weed again and he says, "Oh man, I didn't bring it to work because I'm so paranoid I'm going to get busted by the cops." He tells me to call him again at 9 am and we'll set up a time and place to meet outside of work to score my ganja.

I call at 9 am and he answers the phone all groggy sounding, and I am so nice that I actually apologized for waking him up. He says, "My phone is about to die but we'll meet at (this store 10 minutes from my house) in an hour and a half". I look at the clock and see it's a little after 9 am so I say, "Ok, we'll meet there at 10:30, right?" and he agrees.

I go to the location 15 minutes before he is supposed to arrive. While waiting there, the skies opened up and a fucking torrent of rain began falling. Luckily, the waiting area had a big overhang on the roof, so I stayed dry during my wait. I waited for that fucker for AN HOUR and he never showed up. Just to add to my pissed-offedness, I had to walk back home in the teeming downpour and I got soaked to the bone.

Oh yeah...I'm fucking FURIOUS! I'm gonna snap soon and lose it on this guy's ass next time I see him.
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buy a wooden baseball bat and some 6 inch nails. use your imagination...
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Post by hashpipe »

wtf, i would give him one, ONE friggin last chance,

call him up and make sure he understands you are gonna get your money/pot or he'll get a serieus discharge of testoron
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yea, inject him with so much testosterone that he explodes from sheer rage and mass. :twisted: i think ive seen that on batman before...
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Post by Weedguru Higher »

Feed him some brownies laced with laxatives, but tell him they are pot brownies. He'll wolf 'em down.....
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Post by (weedguru)scarf »

slash the tires on his car...
break the windows...
he doesnt have the weed man...
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Post by grayhookups »

doesnt this guy realize himself hes fucking with you.....no offense gore but i can see this guy laughing at it up right now that hes got ur money in front of all his coke dealer friends....this is a guy that deserves a dirty ass kicking....while ur at it try and steal his coke......then take a shit in his coke and see if hes so fucked up that he tries to salvage it.....honestly gore i would even go with the notion of gangbeating this guy....i kno how dishonorable gangbeating is but i feel this guy needs a lesson....this guys gotta be taught......lol if u rele wanted to be a dick u could call the cops on him
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Post by JokersAce »

As long as he doesn't know where you live.

Remember the saying don't take a shit in your yard, because you might just step on it.
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HOW CAN SO MANY YEARS COME TO PASS WITHOUT ANYONE TELLING ME I SPELLED WEIRD WRONG?
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Post by Weedguru Higher »

It's not worth it to seek revenge for something so unimportant and dumb. He stole from you, you know it , and he knows you know, just leave it at that. He'll pay for what he did at some point in life. Life will pay him back and it's gonna be much more effective than anything you can do. And life will reward you for making a good decision. Sure, maybe not tomorrow, but it'll happen at some point down the road guaranteed. Life is like that.
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Post by swanee89 »

just like some denior movie i saw, just figured youpayed the guy never to see him again. hes always gonna dodge you cause he doesnt have the weed, so youll never have to deal with him again.
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