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Rory wrote: Its sad when people get blowjobs only if theyre lucky

I get blowjobs a lot. I'm crazy for em, lol. But give the girl a bottle of lube, and let her work her hands for a nice handjob, and DAMN..

Blowjob>handjob

handjob is something intermediate :p

My girl's such a tease, for example:

we're watching television you know, nice and cozy i have my arms around her and her head's on my shoulder, then for no apparent reason she grabs my finger and starts,erh, giving it this blowjob like thing, she turns around with my finger still in her mouth and gives me this pornstar look, which is enough to turn me on and then she just goes down on me, I love it, I never even have to ask, it's heaven!

I don't think a lot of women actually like giving head, i've had lots of conversations about it with many of my female friends and i'd say 80% of them just doens't do it , at all, not even when asked nicely.

I'm one lucky bastard

<3 girl

yeah man, my girl says its one of her favorite things to do, so i let her, eating out is one of mine, so we are a very oral couple, i cant even estimate te amount of time we 69

Flow wrote: Blowjob>handjob

handjob is something intermediate :p

My girl's such a tease, for example:

we're watching television you know, nice and cozy i have my arms around her and her head's on my shoulder, then for no apparent reason she grabs my finger and starts,erh, giving it this blowjob like thing, she turns around with my finger still in her mouth and gives me this pornstar look, which is enough to turn me on and then she just goes down on me, I love it, I never even have to ask, it's heaven!

I don't think a lot of women actually like giving head, i've had lots of conversations about it with many of my female friends and i'd say 80% of them just doens't do it , at all, not even when asked nicely.

I'm one lucky bastard

<3 girl

Yeah, I prefer blowjobs more than handjobs, but if the girl actually knows how to beat off a cock, and has some proper lube, then it feels absolutely AMAZIN. It sometimes even gets too intense to bare. Very scream/loud-moan provokin, like "AHHH!!! STOP!!!! wait no.. AHHHH!! ..KEEP GOIN!!!"

Man, I know what you mean. It's so sexxxy when you'll just be cuddlin with the wifey, or just watchin tv or somethin, then she starts goin all horny on you and gets down and dirty all of a sudden. I bust a serious nut everytime she does that. Unexpectedness is HOT..

damn man, ive gotten enough handjobs and im not gona lie.. Im disappointed. I mean, its a handjob and it gets the job done, but when you have to repeatedly stop the girl and show her how its done... ugh. One thing i definitely enjoy is when the girl randomly grabs my dick, inside the pants or out. that's always sexy as fuck. Biting her bottom lip, while staring into your eyes and goin at it with the hand. yea, you all know wut im talkin about.

I know what you mean by the havin to stop to show the girl how it's done, but if you've been sexually active with a girl long enough, or if she's sexually experienced, she will know how to do it right. I guess my girlfriend bein sexually active with me for such a long time gave me good results, lol.

Oh yeah, and Jay212, I know exactly what you're talkin about (the horny look, bitin lower lip, grabbin dick, etc) - that stuff is such a mega turn on. It's especially sexxxy when the girl is like leanin forward towards you while standin on her knees, and her hair is down, her tits are hangin down (and jiggle everytime she moves.. HOT), she's got that horny look on her face (and she's starin right at you), and you watch her slowwwly reach for your wang...

..dammit, just thinkin about it makes me horny, lol.

is a year long enough for the same girl? ye, not so good is it?

Jay212 wrote:is a year long enough for the same girl? ye, not so good is it?

Whoa, a day or 2 is MORE than good enough for a girl to learn how to give a proper handjob. Damn, maybe she just gives up quickly. One of the mistakes that a lot of girls seem to do, it seems, is that they get lazy in the middle of the handjob, and they weaken their girl, or just don't jack off hard enough. My girl tells me that sometimes her hand will get tired, but then she just switches to her other hand, and it continues just fine.

yea mine had to change too, about 5 or 6 times lol.

when my girls hand get tired she switches to her mouth

I've never had a good handjob.

Ikku wrote:I've never had a good handjob.

All you guys are missin out. Give the girl a couple tries and let her practice, and always make sure she uses lube, and that if the lube ever starts to dry up or get sticky, tell her to apply more lube. Also, the girl must always keep a firm grip, and never get lazy by doin it slowly or weakly. It's crazy, like havin sex with a super tight pussy that can do whatever it wants with your appendage.

Laissez-Faire wrote:Haha, i always find the girls who say they never do it suck dick like they made it up. "I really don't normally do this" Sorry honey, you're enunciation isn't all that good with my dick in your mouth.

your orthograph isnt so good with your dick in your hands.

My ex used to give the most half assed handjobs and head, until I went down on her.

Then I noticed her quality was like 50x better lol.

captainMorton wrote:when my girls hand get tired she switches to her mouth

standard

I don't really give hjs. On the other hand lol, I do give mind blowing bjs. Apparently, it is always "the best head ever'". Even though it really doesn't makes any sense, he seems really convinced when he comments about it. Regarding how he reacts during, it's not too hard to believe either.

blazedsubaru wrote:My ex used to give the most half assed handjobs and head, until I went down on her.
Then I noticed her quality was like 50x better lol.

And obviously, if you don't deliver the goods, she won't either....