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^hahah i love cheech & chong

the best part is when that bitch snorts ajax like a crazy crackhead hahahahhaha

haha, i like the bit where the dogs lying dead from inhaling the fumes from the truck, and one of the cops goes ''hmm, must be some heavy shit''

so I was walking to my freinds house trough this park and we were about to start smoking this big spliff, so I spark it up, and pass it to my bud, and he knocks it out of my hand into a big puddle, so now I gotta wait for my weed to dry, and when it does, he might not get any

captainMorton wrote:so I was walking to my freinds house trough this park and we were about to start smoking this big spliff, so I spark it up, and pass it to my bud, and he knocks it out of my hand into a big puddle, so now I gotta wait for my weed to dry, and when it does, he might not get any

WTF boot your friend in the balls.


MY WRIST HURTS someone fix it. It's wrapped up because if I move it in any drection is hurts like a motherfucker.

put some ice on it, what did you do noisen? sounds pretty bad

but ice is cooold

I don't know. I woke up one morning and my ankle and wrist hurt. I wrapped my ankle and it is fine but my wrist kiiiills. SO I have it wrapped so hopefully it'll feeel better. I hate wrapping limbs, it seems like such an exaggeration but it HURTS..and it feels so much better wrapped..

fuck man, I must be having a bad span, last night at around twelve I woke up to answer natures call, and on my way to the bathroom I stepped On a fucking nail, that son of a bitch went in like a fucking inch, so I run to the bathroom to put tisue paper on it so I dont bleed everywere, then I rember that I had to piss. so there I was, sitting on the toilet, holding toilet paper to my bleeding foot, taking a whiz.

newcastle beaten 2-1 by some third rate cockneys, mid week hangover, again still its only 6 o'clock and its saturday

I have a bruise on my ass..Stupid vacuum being in my drunken way

Weedguru~N0isenkiss3s wrote:but ice is cooold

I don't know. I woke up one morning and my ankle and wrist hurt. I wrapped my ankle and it is fine but my wrist kiiiills. SO I have it wrapped so hopefully it'll feeel better. I hate wrapping limbs, it seems like such an exaggeration but it HURTS..and it feels so much better wrapped..

sounds like you could use some medicinal

Weedguru~N0isenkiss3s wrote:but ice is cooold

I hear ya... I rarely ice my injuries. I tore my acl a little over a year ago and all the time they wanted me to ice it, the only time i ever did was when I was forced to in rehab. I can't stand the cold

Hope your wrist gets better.

Aww thank you! It feels MUCH better now. Wrapping it and keeping it still for the day or so helped wonders

my mom doesnt know but we were going to a superbowl party and my dealer is the son of my moms friend where we were going. It was going to be an awesome party and he told me he had some really nice dank for me and i was excited.. so i got dressed, took a shower, loaded up on some cash for the stuff headed for the car and turn and look at my mom and she starts yelling at me because i have a history project due in like a week and ive basicly done all of it and i showed it to her.. but anyways.. she made me stay home and miss the party the weed and all the fun.