the best pet for a toker?

[President Beavis]

No pets for me, thanks. We've got 3 cats (used to be 4) and 2 dogs of a small breed so I'm sick of them.

But if I have to pick I'd say a cat because some cats are just fucking awesome.

[weedguru tom]

if you picked it, collected it, it was with you 24/7 and u paid for the vets bills for it, and paid for its food, fed it, blah blah from a puppy say, then you'd love it, ya prolly hate them dogs cuz they your moms or dads, a dog is only usful to its own owner.

[hashpipe]

when i've got my own place ill be getting 1 or 2 sugargliders i think, just look at them

[captainMorton]

man, anybody ever smoke with a lizard on ur shoulder?, and Im not talking a geko, nah man I mean a friggen iguana man!!, now that is really fucking trippy. just having this one and a half foot long reptile climbing over you

[FIRE!!!]

I want a damn spider monkey.

[Dakine]

I want one of those big slow white things that hang off trees.

[weedguru tom]

sloth init

[Dakine]

Thats the one. I would have googled it, but i would have felt like a prick typing ''big slow white thing hang off trees''

[weedguru tom]

i knew what ya was on bout without searchin it

[FIRE!!!]

Yeah man, 3-toed sloth.

[Dakine]

Theyre so cool. But i imagine they would totally hog a joint.

[weedguru tom]

or duckarse it

[Dakine]

Ooh, what's duckarse mean? we don't use that around here.

[weedguru tom]

get the filter wet and the end of the joint, liek fuckin drooled over ughhhh

[Dakine]

Ah i know what ya mean. but we call it bumsucking. But i find if you toast the roach properly, then it can eliminate the worst of saliva covered roach dampness.