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I'd like to get high with my family, they're cool shit.

I've toked with them before, but my bitch step-mom always comes out midway through the session and makes the whole fucking night heatscore.

haha i hear ya, i just like how sessions bring people together

Boris Johnson, Benicio Del Toro(i had a smoke with him and Hunter ST in the dreamworld not long ago and it was a wicked experience, Beni the bull was fucked), Jonny Depp, OScar Acosta (if he is ,contrary to popular belief, still alive), Ralph Steadman, Hugo Chavez, Valetino Rossi, Loris Capirossi, Kofi Annan, Simon Hoggart, John Snow, John Cusak, Simon Hoggart, Jack Nicholson.

That should do for now. I only chose living people so as to leave the door to my plans slightly ajar!
As for the weedguru members, I am close with relatively few of you folk; Rasta Girl and Cusmar mainly, but I would be interested in organizing and attending a weedguru meeting in UK or mainland europe. Unfortunately, due to my, at times abrasive character, if I were to advertise such an event publicly i would need to arm myself to the fucking teeth as i seem to have collected a few foes in the virtual world over the years, some of which may grab at the opportunity to offer a few words of support face to face! Still, no need to rule the idea out fully just yet. While there are weapons available i see possibilities.

Id like to toke up with Chewbacca!

1gorecore cuz for some reason he dont like me an he dont even know me
2mac dre
3a columbian druglord
4eazy-e

i would like to get high with....... the cookie monster !!!!! WOHO!!!
whell who else ... a teacher .. like maths that woukld be awsome ..

interesting first post..

I could get high with Adam sandler and Homer... yeah, that would be dope..

How about with different animals, be high and be able to talk to animals. See what type of person a dog is or something

AstroBoy, Garfield the Cat, Huey Freeman from the Boondocks, and the Evil Monkey that lives in Chris Griffin's closet

peace

I'd like to get high with:

-My dad. He's hilarious and very philisophical when he drinks, so I assume he'd be quite the trip.

-E.T. I'll bet he rolls killer king sized spliffs with those funky-ass fingers of his.

-Stephen King. Even though he supposedly doesn't toke anymore, he'd freak the shit out me!! "Tell me another story Unca Steve!"

-Dante from Grandma's Boy. Mostly because he's hilarious, but secondly because he gets crazy weed!! Gotta try that brown bomber someday!!

-If Jimi Hendrix were alive, or I could warp to 1967, I'd cut off my right nut to toke with him. That would be sooo mellow and intense all at the same time. Kind of like wanking it in the hot tub with a handful of vaseline.

-Thom Yorke would probably be cool. Only I'd annoy the shit out of him by asking him to play me a song...man, that was good...play another!

-Judge Lance Ito. Just because, I guess.

-Alfred Hitchcock HAD to have been rockin' the ganj!! Ever look at his eyes? They're fucked! He'd be fun to toke with...spooky too.

-Wil Smith. I dunno. I liked a few of his movies and he cracks me up when he's on Oprah and hosting awards shows. Plus his show Fresh Prince of Bel Air was in my regular tv viewing schedule when I was a kid.

-Sigourney Weaver. I think she's sexy. She seems like a very intelligent person and would probably be a great conversationalist.

-Jack Black would be fun.



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To anyone who knows how to just chill and doen't want to like do something stupid ... Just sit and talk or better yet we both just sit and dont talk and enjoy the high...