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Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2005 1:15 am
by shoe
i just picked up an eigth today i have enough left for a nice wake n' bake i got it for a reasonable 25$ its all good 8)

Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2005 1:44 am
by 4*20
The Science of Sex

MAINLY FEMALE, MAINLY SEXUAL SIGNALS

From All About Women: What Big Sister Doesn't Want You to Know by Simon Sheppard. Sexual signals are given particular emphasis in the Procedural Analysis system because each is an evolutionarily stable strategy (ESS). Each of these signals is advantageous (has a reason to exist) and heritable (has a means to exist).


* ACCIDENT. Things being dropped, bicycle accidents and similar mishaps
* ASSENT. A female subtly conveys her decision to accept a male for sex
* BLANCH. (m/f) A subtle involuntary facial signal indicating attraction
* BODY POUT. A part of the female's body is protruded or displayed
* BRIGHTENING. The female stiffens and smiles as a target male nears
* CHALLENGE. (m/f) A display of defiance; subtle and overt forms exist
* COLLISION. The female attempts to intercept or collide with her target
* DIRECT LOOK. Females tend to reserve direct eye contact for attraction
* EMPTY GLASS. The gentle shake of an empty glass (‘Buy me a drink’)
* EXAGGERATED LAUGHTER. Forced or over-enthusiastic laughter near a target
* EXAGGERATED WALK. Typically, swinging of the hips while walking away
* FERTILE. The female exhibits her fertile state, distinctively by a ‘bouncy’ walk
* FOOT STAMP. The foot is stamped flat on the ground, audibly or inaudibly
* FREEZING IN PLACE. The head may incline before freezing in position
* GRIMACE RESPONSE. A female response to attention, as if in physical pain
* HELPLESS FEMALE. The female directly inspires male caretaking instincts
* HESITATION. Uncertainty is displayed in a course of action or direction
* INCIDENTAL NOISES. Quiet hissing, tsk-tsk or clicking noises for example
* INCIDENTAL TOUCHING. Subtle or overt brushes against a target male
* JOSTLE. A male is aggressively nudged, often after he has failed to approach
* LINGERING. Hovering around or near a target, usually on a pretext
* LOOKING BACK. (m/f) A male or a female looks back over their shoulder
* LOOKING FLUSTERED. While static the female appears agitated or disturbed
* LOOKING SAD. The female appears forlorn as a target male passes
* LOOKING THROUGH. The female is ‘caught’ with her legs slightly apart
* LOOSE WOMAN. Waving a leg and arm simultaneously while inebriated
* LOUD VERBAL UTTERANCE. A pronounced verbal utterance
* NOT SAYING GOODBYE. Not saying goodbye can be a cue to a male to follow
* OPEN LEGS. Probably the strongest signal a female can issue to a male
* PERIPHERAL COMMENT. Something is said to which a target male might react
* PLAYFUL ABANDON. Careless and playful attitudes indicating receptivity
* POUT. The lips are protruded, sometimes in false displeasure
* PREENING. The female adjusts herself in the presence of her target
* RAPID LOOK AWAY. This both avoids direct eye contact and attracts attention
* WAVE OF HAIR. (common) The Hair Flick. ‘I love me, you love me too’
* WAVE OF KEYS. The target male is intended to follow
* WIDE EYE. (common) The pupils dilate (peripheral vision); the eye widens

Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2005 9:08 am
by GAZ
Whats that all about ^?

Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2005 11:56 am
by 13laze
how to get laid

Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2005 2:16 pm
by WidespreadDead
man i am so fucking hungover right now. but i had a pretty sweet day yesterday. got drunk and high and ended up buying an airhorn and blowing it at golfers when they were swinging. then snuck into a country club and put food on some kid in my grades tab.

Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2005 2:23 pm
by GAZ
I saw someone do that on jackass. looks pretty fun :D

I got myself 3/4's for £60 today. I wish i could always get these prices. Still though, one of safe deals every now and then dont go a miss :D:D:D

Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2005 2:57 pm
by WeedGuru_Flow
My finals start next monday, i wanna get them over with asap so i can continue my drug induced lifestyle :twisted:

Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2005 3:55 pm
by WidespreadDead
that sucks i finished my finals yesterday

Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2005 5:36 pm
by FIRE!!!
I was hung over for about 5 minutes this mornin, then rolled up a spliff and felt better than ever. Been smokin all mornin, me and my boys smoked up at least 4 g's so far. GONNA GO PICK UP AN O

Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2005 6:52 pm
by BUDA
All i picked up was Dime today around 1 0 clock smoked 3 zoots outta it.. Feelin pretty damm good. It's nice to only smoke abit sometimes n jus chill the fuck out. :banana:

Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2005 6:55 pm
by 13laze
yeah man, i usually spread out my stash on one papers if i'm by myself. its like a relaxing buzz, not full blown stoned.

Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2005 10:35 pm
by mac dre
picked up some capssss for tomorrow night n shit.. think ill do a couple tonight n check em out. (Y) :wink:

Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2005 12:18 am
by FIRE!!!
Just busted my ass off for fuckin ever just to get my pickup done, tokin off a nice fat bowl right now

Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2005 2:41 am
by WidespreadDead
man soo drunk right now. 7 shots of vodka and a few mikes. i justfound theis chick who here sister is 21 and she bought us whatever we wanted. bout to blaze up as we speak. now this is a friday

Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2005 2:45 pm
by BGDetroit
WidespreadDead wrote:man soo drunk right now. 7 shots of vodka and a few mikes. i justfound theis chick who here sister is 21 and she bought us whatever we wanted. bout to blaze up as we speak. now this is a friday
She bought you whatever you wanted and you wanted mikes hard lemonade?