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Hugo113 wrote:So he's a question I was pondering today, I was making myself a coke float and when I pour the coke on the ice cream it foams up like crazy and stays that way. Anyone know why it does that, just seemed kinda weird.

Logical answer: bonds between the ice cream and the acid in the coke chemically react forming a release of O2 gas(fizz).... and since ice cream has a lower density than the coke.... it floats at the top.

Goofy answer: Coke hates being on top.... it'll fight to the death with the icecream... ESPECIALLY cookie dough icecream. It'll be like, "yo i want the bottom, bitch" and then they fight.... and thats the fizz.... and uhh the coke's got a mac 10 so it usually wins..... but ice cream takes its vengence..... cuz i'm lactose intolerant

hahahaha good one.. .here's ur seeds


edit: why does Nelly wear a band aid on his cheek?

Who the hell is Nelly?

nelly

Oh him.

Ok...well he's prolly hiding a big ass pimple.

Supposedly it's for his brother who went to prison as a sign of respect or to show that he was hurt or something, that's why he started wearing it. Then i guess he had a bunch of yes men telling him ''Wow, that looks great on you! You should totally keep doing that, that's your gimmick! You'll be the guy with the plaster on his face, it'll be phenomonal!''

He has a cut?

He needs exactly 1,013 follicles on his face blocked for maximum power retainability. Otherwise he can't turn into a super saiyan.

Why don't you ever get any decent candidates for prime minister (or president)? You just have to pick the guy you hate the least and prepare yourself for a few more years of shitty leadership. Why is it that you only get a pick of two complete arseholes, and never someone with even the slightest hint of a personality?

GodHand Kronix wrote:He needs exactly 1,013 follicles on his face blocked for maximum power retainability. Otherwise he can't turn into a super saiyan.

hahahahahaha

Midnight this is all a lie wrote:Why don't you ever get any decent candidates for prime minister (or president)? You just have to pick the guy you hate the least and prepare yourself for a few more years of shitty leadership. Why is it that you only get a pick of two complete arseholes, and never someone with even the slightest hint of a personality?

YES someone PLEASE answer that!


Also, and more importantly, why is it never a woman?

jus.me.n.my.pipe wrote:Also, and more importantly, why is it never a woman?

Victoria Woodhull, a stockbroker, publisher, and protégé of Cornelius Vanderbilt, ran for president of the United States in 1872 on the Equal Rights Party ticket. Belva Lockwood, the first woman admitted to practice law before the U.S Supreme Court ran for president on the same party's ticket in 1884 and 1888.
Sen. Margaret Chase Smith (ME) became the first woman to have her name placed in nomination for president at a major party convention when Sen. George Aiken nominated her at the 1964 Republican
national convention. Smith – also the first woman to serve in both the House and Senate – had campaigned briefly for the post when the Senate was not in session.
In 1972, Rep. Shirley Chisholm (D-NY) ran for president in the Democratic primaries. At the party's national convention, she won 151.25 delegate votes before Sen. George McGovern clinched the nomination.
Frances (Sissy) Farenthold, a former Texas state legislator who twice ran for governor of that state, finished second in the balloting for the 1972 Democratic vice presidential nomination, receiving more than 400 votes.
Third-term Congresswoman Geraldine A. Ferraro (D-NY), secretary of the House Democratic Caucus, became the first woman ever to run on a major party's national ticket when she was selected by Walter F. Mondale as his Vice Presidential running mate in 1984.
Congresswoman Patricia Schroeder (D-CO) explored the idea of running for president in the 1988 election, but bowed out of the race after concluding that she could not overtake men who had been running and raising funds for months before her.
Elizabeth Dole, who had served as U.S. Secretary of Labor, U.S. Secretary of Transportation, Federal Trade Commissioner, and president of the American Red Cross, ran for the Republican presidential nomination in 2000. After failing to attract sufficient early support, she withdrew from the race. She now represents North Carolina in the U.S. Senate.
Ambassador Carol Moseley Braun (D-IL) is among ten Democrats seeking the 2004 presidential nomination. An attorney and one-term U.S. senator (1992-1998), Braun has also served as U.S. Ambassador to New Zealand, Illinois state representative, and Cook County Recorder of Deeds.


now why nobody voted for them is the question.

jus.me.n.my.pipe wrote:

Midnight this is all a lie wrote:Why don't you ever get any decent candidates for prime minister (or president)? You just have to pick the guy you hate the least and prepare yourself for a few more years of shitty leadership. Why is it that you only get a pick of two complete arseholes, and never someone with even the slightest hint of a personality?

YES someone PLEASE answer that!


Also, and more importantly, why is it never a woman?

Because we tried that and Margeret Thatcher fucked us up.

not to disregard the last two... and much more important questions, but uhhh

"What comes after professional vegetable?" cuz i've been it forever.... and i was just wondering what i should be looking forward to.

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