Your near death experiences

[mac dre]

went through a windshield at 60kmh when i was 17ish, no seatbelt front passenger. a car ran his red infront of us, we struck the side of his hood and i went flying face first through, lost a lot of blood and spat out a lot of glass/rear view mirror never lost consciousness though. that SUCKED.
remember the person that ran the light said "im so glad no one was hurt" so i yelled profanities in her face and in turn sprayed blood all over her haha every F sound misted blood into the air hahah that was awesome. silly bitch.

[WeedGuru_Flow]

you shouldnt make statements like that dude
youve got no idea who actually is, passing judgement on a persons reality passed on their online identity is weak

Please abby, that's all he does. Don't try to mediate between me and that sack of shit.

[andriaSRH]

went through a windshield at 60kmh when i was 17ish, no seatbelt front passenger. a car ran his red infront of us, we struck the side of his hood and i went flying face first through, lost a lot of blood and spat out a lot of glass/rear view mirror never lost consciousness though. that SUCKED.
remember the person that ran the light said "im so glad no one was hurt" so i yelled profanities in her face and in turn sprayed blood all over her haha every F sound misted blood into the air hahah that was awesome. silly bitch.

How are you not dead? Did you land on something soft?


Life is a near death experience.

[Weedguru_Falkon]

I've had quite a few close calls with water and nearly drowning.
I was probably about 7 or 8... On east coast, Cape Cod, body surfing in the water. Waved pwned me and knocked me around a bit without me expecting it at all. Wasn't ready for it, so I didn't take a breath of air before going under. I started swimming up and.... hit sand. Sand is not up. so I had to turn around and swim back up as another wave came in. Being a panicked terrified kid with not breath, that shits about as close as you can get to not wanting to die..

In swimming class, one of my arch nemeses knocked me over in the water, then stood on top of me and kept me under as long as he could. I was a bit younger than the previous story, so I had even less idea what to do. After finally surfacing and not dieing, i told the "adults in charge" and all they had to say was " We though you were playing and faking..." >.<

Needless to say, I hate water.

The most realistic experience was my first shroom trip, i did die.

Too bad this guys not still around, but fucking a. Never experienced death on shrooms, but i HAVE experienced [what i perceive to be, an whole-heartedly believe to be] death on DMT. and holy mother of fuck, that's... interesting.