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hey....
thats not fair...

I give people schizophrenia when they piss me off

CelticOne wrote:I give people schizophrenia when they piss me off

But you do it to the wrong person and one of his personalities is a psycho who chops off your dick with a blunt hacksaw blade.

I have a magic wand.

umm...i snapped it in half rendering it useless

i see dead people

But everybody hates that kid.

My shoes are made of internet!

so? how is that a superpower

i can use my snot to repair broken dams (like the little dutch kid)

only the dams remain broken, snot don't fix nothing!

I can make my watch teleport me anywhere i wanna go

But you're always getting stoned so you end up getting nowhere.

My pores can expel raw THC smoke at my leisure.

but your a walking drug so they lock you up an throw away the key!

my cock can change sizes to specifically fit a womens needs perfectlyyy.

but the rest of you shirnks to the size of a pea

any cop trying to arrest me gets a fatal electric shock

But the all like doing the electrical boogy ^^

I can make earplugs plug every orphace and explode

But u accidentally relaised u had them in too!

I can keep coming back to these forums and ruling my own little space of it no matter what anyone says bar the mods of course!!

but your just annoying

i can pull anything I wish outta my pockets

Im cool... As cold as ice in fact, my super natural cool powers make superman quiver in his cape and tight spandex suit!

so cold in fact your frozen. so frozen you cant move ^_^

i can stop time