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Gotta work 4-1 Tired as hell cuz I got baked last night and was up till like 4 just watching random shit on tv. Then I had to ride a bmx home, took like 40 minutes.

So far today had been just about as close to perfect as it could possibly get. First, i got off of work at 12, then i was cleaning my room and found my wallet that i thought someone had stolen awhile ago at a party, PLUS my wallet had $120 in it, PLUS today was payday and my check was $438 (thank you overtime) then i stocked my fridge with beer. i mean its fucking loaded AND im picking up a nice half oz tonight. I FUCKING LOVE TODAY. If i could legally marry it, i would.

I'm gunna have smokies...with cheese built into them! OMG! and it squirts out sometimes. and it's white cheese, in a big falice object. gross.

i'm DRUNK!

Weedguru Funk Doctor wrote:i'm DRUNK!

Im close.

We got talk of moving out of Detroit sometime in the near future which will probably end up into the far far future, But still.

I love the hood, But we're considering moving to jus on the outskirts of Detroit. Still HOOD then hell, But not as bad as actual Detroit.



Anyways...

Today, Was rollin and of course got the subwoofers pounding bass full fucking blast.

We at a red light. Was secretivley smoking a blunt right.

*censor* to the right of us, Goes turn that shit up. So we turn the bitch full blast, Pouding making your ears ringing. Gotta love the hood, In the burbs youd see the flashers behind ya.

Im aslo sick of *censor* checkin my ma's out, I go place's with my ma as her "body guard" because of past experiences. She's been chased around by a pervert before and shit.

*censor* startin at my ma, Checkin her out while im right there. I mean grim like a mother fucking, Eye balling them. Thoughts running through my head wantin to jus slice this mother fuckers throat and watch him gag for breath while i stomp his brains in.

Mother fuckers piss me off.

Blah.

hey bg get on msn, i want drunk convo

Weedguru Funk Doctor wrote:hey bg get on msn, i want drunk convo

Im down *censor*, Signing on now.


Im druink now, Feelin damn good. Popped a vicodin.

boo, voicifn sucks

Weedguru Funk Doctor wrote:boo, voicifn sucks

Oxycodone *censor*.

sucks too. real *censor* drink bee rans smoke weed

Weedguru Funk Doctor wrote:sucks too. real *censor* drink bee rans smoke weed

Come to Detroit.

Real *censor* pop oxy cottin and snort vicodin, Smoke crack and snort some kane, Drink 40's of high gravity malt liquors and smoke kilos of dank.

Ima real *censor* poppin pills, Smokin dank, And drankin that drank.

BGDetroit wrote:
Ima real *censor* poppin pills, Smokin dank, And drankin that drank.

real WHITE *censor* you mean

Weedguru Higher wrote:

BGDetroit wrote:
Ima real *censor* poppin pills, Smokin dank, And drankin that drank.

real WHITE *censor* you mean

*censor* has nothing to do with skin color.

Jus as being hood has nothing to do with skin color.

Theres no such thing as "Act Black".

"Acting Black", Is pretending to be somebody born n raised in the hood and raised to be a hood.

I have never ocne acted black, I act hood because im hood.

Theres a ol saying, "You can take me out of Detroit, But you cant take the Detroit out of me."

Theres chicanos out there callin each other *censor*.

Its slang like homie, bro, holmes. All kinds of shit.

Weedguru Higher wrote:

BGDetroit wrote:
Ima real *censor* poppin pills, Smokin dank, And drankin that drank.

real WHITE *censor* you mean

ima homeboyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee