www.weedguru.com

this overhwlems your brain and body and u explode!!

I can go over to the tsunami region and drink all the water so it never happens again

But millions die because you ruined their whole economy.

I can make this thread stop.

But if you do the weedguru crew will hunt you down and steal your computer

i can spawn new limbs

so now you have 36 arms and 42 legs and no brain


i can spit with deadly accuracy

I can make happy meals appear out of my ears mwuhahaha

Purple Monkey wrote:so now you have 36 arms and 42 legs and no brain


i can spit with deadly accuracy

but ur mouth is dry as hell

I can make music instruments revolt on anybody i want!!!! :p

Unfortunately you get drunk and have your guitar smash you in the skull

I can control the 4 elements.

Sadly, you cannot control the 5th element (Bruce Willis) and he smokes your stash, eats all your food, then rapes your dog.

I can eat trees and shit out textbooks for public schools.

but your books stink of your ass dude

i thought i killed this thread years ago noooooooo GO BREAK YOURSELF



i can take it or leave it.

Unfortunatly you get confused and your brain implodes.

I can make myself invisible.

Only your clothes are invisible.

I can make red stop lights turn GREEN by simply staring at them

and are subsequently arrested every time you open your eyes for causing gridlocked traffic jams everywhere you go


i have telescopic vision

But since you're a dirty pervert you just use it to peek into women's bedrooms and get arrested.

I can shoot radioactive blobs from my arse.

But you have to prairie-dog it and your ass melts.

I can snap my fingers and girls want to jump my bone.

But since you're impotent you have no bone and thus, no gurlz :p

I make explosive candy at will, which i can smuggle inside governement buildings to blow them up