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Posted: Sun Dec 26, 2004 6:28 am
by Zen
Do I even need to counter that statement... cause that's not a superpower really... but I guess if I have to... Since you're superpowers are non-existent in this superpower exclusive thread, your reality and existence as a whole has no meaning or impact on anything you do, say, hear, see, touch, feel, or will to have contact with in any normal, abnormal, or paranormal way......... or better yet... You get shot, and die.... sorry bro
I have a 6 inch long tongue which I can manipulate in any way I so choose.
Posted: Sun Dec 26, 2004 7:38 am
by ...Farlan...
but yet you only use it to pick ur nose
i can fly while smoking weed and teleporting from place to place at the same time as flying
Posted: Sun Dec 26, 2004 11:45 am
by WeedGuru_Flow
but u get way to stoned and mix up the way to fly, teleport , smoke so u become a mixed-up freak that smokes,flies,teleports to places
I can use my bare wit to take over the world
Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2004 9:45 am
by pirate
unfortunately your bare wit also exposes your bare ass after which no one takes you seriously
i know everything
Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2004 2:21 pm
by Midnight Toker
But your mute and cant tell anyone about it.
I never get cold.
Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2004 2:52 pm
by flynn
which negates your need for clothes making you an outcast wierd naked guy (and don't fucking lie you live in england
)
i see dead people
Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2004 4:19 pm
by WeedGuru_Flow
But not the living
I can kiss the sky and make someone else die :p
Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2005 12:12 pm
by pirate
but since that makes ABSOLUTELY no sense..your brain commits suicide trying to process that information
i can resurrect myself
Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2005 3:27 pm
by FIRE!!!
But you come back as a walnut.
I can projectile vomit on command.
Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2005 1:31 pm
by pirate
first of all: YUK
second of all: its project...projectile is a noun not a verb
but it always ends up on you
i can cure leprosy by touch
Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2005 3:53 pm
by herbal stu
but u inherit the leprosy from the person you touch and rot away yourself.
I can cure the third world condition by playing Enya Trance remixes that have magical powers which have no adverse effects on myself!
Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2005 2:51 am
by flynn
yes but the third world find that music highly offensive and bludgeon you to death with sticks and rocks
umm....
i can walk up walls
Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2005 4:01 am
by pirate
but spiderman sues you for superpower copyright infringement
i can never die
Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2005 4:12 am
by bradsnotdead
but you still age.
I can see the future...
Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2005 4:07 pm
by Midnight Toker
bradsnotdead wrote:but you still age.
I can see the future...
But it turns out you go on to kill santa so everyone hates you and your forced to spend the rest of your life miserable, waiting for your imminent lonliness and isolation from the world.
I can steal other peoples superpowers and use them as my own.