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Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 7:07 am
by Zen
But you have gills and liev underwater !
I can astound people with my amazingness!
Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 7:21 am
by pirate
but they are more astounded with your lack of creativity (what the hell is amazingness????)
i can play any musical instrument
Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 3:26 am
by Zen
unfortunately you can only get your hands on your skin flute
I can phase through solid matter.
Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 6:34 am
by pirate
unfortunately thats a permanent state for you..so you're basicaly a ghost and can never get laid or smoke pot or anything at all.....
i can shoot continous free throws non-stop
Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 7:03 am
by Weed-iculous
I can walk a straight line while drunk...maybe
Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 12:01 pm
by Weedguru Cusmar
Rockin-da-grange wrote:I can walk a straight line while drunk...maybe
but you didn't play the game properly so in the end you fall flat on your face
I AM A ROBOT
Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 12:05 pm
by tweedle
but i just took your batterys out
I am the greatest spliff roller ever
Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 12:07 pm
by Weedguru Cusmar
but you're too poor to buy skins and prove it
i have an unlimited supply of skins
Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 12:08 pm
by pirate
but if you smoke that spliff, you curl up in a ball and 1 million faggots shove their collective dicks up your ass
i can attract anyone i want
Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2004 12:14 am
by Kegan
but instead you just fantasize about a million fags... and your freethrows only go like 3 feet
I'm the communist dictator of 4 third-world contries
Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2004 5:01 am
by Zen
But once you unite your 4 3rd world countires into a single super power, you lose your iron grip on your people, who eventually revolt and displace you from your throne of power. They then proceed to destroy themselves through their anarchist ways and plummet into 4th world degradation..... Sorry bro...
I can read the thoughts of machines through telemechanics.
Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2004 6:39 am
by Kegan
unfortunately you only use your power to get free porn
i'm the #1 rock'em sock'em robots champion of the world
Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2004 12:43 pm
by pirate
but you absolutely suck at everything else
i can hypnotise a hundred people at a time to do my bidding
Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2004 11:34 pm
by ...Farlan...
but u cant decide what ur bidding shall be
i can do uummm i caan eat lots of food and then smoke weed and then eat more and not puke
(ahah my mind isent runnin smoothly right now aahhaa
)
Posted: Sun Dec 26, 2004 2:56 am
by Stan
but u gain 300 ilbs after everymeal
i have no powers atall