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This sucks Hurricane Ernesto is coming and the rain just started. So I'm stuck in my house for at least the next 24 hours. It's not all bad since I stocked up on my hurricane weed supply.

I hope all you other floridians fair it out good...stay safe, stay high.
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I went to Hooters to eat last night, and I thought that this substance that came with my clams was applesauce.

Turns out it was horseradish, also turns out I stuck about half of the container in my mouth at one time in a hungry male gesture, thinking it was applesauce.


I ran to the bathroom as fast as I could and well it just ruined my whole dining expeirence. My colleagues on the other hand thought it was the funniest thing in the world.

Stupid friends, got some sympathy from the waitress at least.
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:lol: I've never seen clams served with applesauce.
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I thought I had only 9$ left in my bank account... checked it... I have 121.19$!! im goin out drinking tonight!
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Dude, are my eyes red?

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But seriously, I haven't been able to smoke in 2 months, because I'm on a job hunt and everywhere does AT LEAST pre-employment drug testing, if not random UA's during the job. I need to find a job, and if I get the oppourtunity to work somewhere that does random drug testing, I have no choice but to take it. That means that I would have to give up smoking for as long as I'm working there, which could be 2 months or 5 years.

I hope that doesn't happen. I would REALLY like to smoke right now.
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Construction/Labour? They rarely, if ever, have any drug testings. The employers know that over half of them work to buy some kind of drug.
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Man, I wish. I have really bad hyperlordosis, which fucks up my lower back to the point where lifting and bending 8 hours a day is impossible. I'm talking more like walmart/mcdonald's lackey.
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^Invest in some nuclear or Urine luck man.

My buddy works for the boilermakers which are constantly random drug testing him. He just sticks the nuclear in his pocket and has passed every piss test to date and he is a daily smoker.
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MrWizard wrote:Man, I wish. I have really bad hyperlordosis, which fucks up my lower back to the point where lifting and bending 8 hours a day is impossible. I'm talking more like walmart/mcdonald's lackey.
Starbucks doesn't drug test, neither does Subway.
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http://www.nontesterslist.com/


Once they finish there repairs on the site look on here.

This is how I found my job last year.
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cutthecashflow wrote:http://www.nontesterslist.com/
If I was a homosexual, I would hunt you down and hug you. But since I'm not, I will give you my sincere gratitude and eternal thanks.
Dr. Greenthumb wrote:Starbucks doesn't drug test, neither does Subway.
That's exactly the sort of thing I'm aiming for. The problem is that jobs aren't as easy to come by out here in the boonies outside of hiring season. Thankfully, school is coming back up for a lot of people, and I got a phone call from Walmart just today since I wrote my first post. Once i pass the initial drug test, i should be fine.

We shall see what transpires.
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Dr. Greenthumb wrote:This sucks Hurricane Ernesto is coming and the rain just started. So I'm stuck in my house for at least the next 24 hours. It's not all bad since I stocked up on my hurricane weed supply.

I hope all you other floridians fair it out good...stay safe, stay high.
Word, picked up a bottle of Goldschlager and a half ounce last night, my girl and I (and possibly my brother) are having our own little personal hurricane party.
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Sounds really good, I havent drank goldschlager in ages but it's definitely my favorite alcoholic drink.
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What is it? Never heard of it before.
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It's alcohol that tastes like cinnamon and has little chunks of gold leaf in it. The purpose of the gold leaf is to scratch the inside of your throat so that your bloodstream absorb the alcohol faster. It tast just like Big Red chewing gum.
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