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BGDetroit wrote:Bought a nice Oz today. Dank as fuck.

I hit my boy up earlier to see whats up. He said he has 2 o's left of some fire ass greens. $150 a o. We usually get atleast 2. But were straight broke right now, Barley got food, Fucking everybody chipped in on a o.

But it was straight dro, My boy wasnt around but had his boy come by and it was straight fire.

Two joints between the 4 of us and we all blowed. Smoked 6-7 joints earlier and smoked this shit and jus got blowed.

Yesterday. I was waiting for my boy to call me back because he was supposivley at work, But hes doing tons of deals over the phone and shit.

So he had his bro hook me up. Im wating for his call because his bro's gonna call him when hes close. So im watin, I finally get a call and its my boy callin me up, But not the boy i was wanting to hear from. I told him ill call him back im bout to pick up.

So a little while later get a call from my boy and get the shit.

Come back here, Call my boy back up. He told me he had two fat swishers rolled up and mass 40's so come by. I went by around 10 at night. Smoked 7 swishers and drank 3 40's.

Wow I had a sweet night,
We get to this field party, and you know how you graduate and there's those people you look forward to not having to see them anymore? Well it was all them fags. Well anyway, I'm just standing by the fire with a few friends, and this guy comes up to me and gets in my face "hey man, you're a fucking faggot, i remember the shit you said at grad party" and starts running his mouth. I prefer to try to talk people down before fighting with them, but this guy was being a prick. My buddy hates when people talk shit about his friends, so he sticks up for me, then the guy says we're all faggots.
So later on, we're getting some dirt on this prick from other people, apparently he's a total pussy, all fucking talk, likes to run his mouth. So later on we're looking for him, just telling people what happened so everybody at the party is on our side (incase we need backup). We spot him on the other side of the fire, he sees us looking at him, we turn our head and he's gone.
So we go find him, my buddy's got a good 4 inches above the guy. The little fuck is running his mouth again (his nickname is scrawny btw), they're talking for a while. Nothing was happening but shit talk, so my friend turns his head, about to walk away. The guy pops my bud in the eye, then my bud just fucking takes him to the ground and beats the fucking shit out of him. The guy's eye got busted up, my friend's covered in the other guy's blood, it was sweet. The little fucking bastard fucking had it comin to him so bad.

So the moral is, don't talk shit unless you're willing to fight.

haha reminds me of somthing thath appen last yeear

i webt to the llocal bowling alley and there was two kisd in there that walked passed me adn "accidentely" shoulderd me,

so i conftronted them and they started shist, tried to geti n a shoving match with me..., eventueally someone threw us out,

they thrrw me out the backdooor and them outsa the front, so next thing i know im walkhing in the backstreet and i hear ppl running up on me....

so i turn around with my ninja l;ike skills and their they were... they stopped and ran their mouth.. "now your boi cant save u out here"
(kind of a immature thing to say becuase whoever threw us out i didnkt evenk know..) then one tried to gradb me and i struck him... the three aof us continued to fight (im not going to get in detail) but in the end i ended up beating them down. (at one point even hitting onr with a good sized pvc pipe)

thats probl been the wrost fiht ive ever been in.. was a bit hard but in the end they were the ones on the froung....

i had to run because i heard sirends and seen flashing lights on the tall
treeas on the other side of thwe building..


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Shwoot wrote:Wow I had a sweet night,
We get to this field party, and you know how you graduate and there's those people you look forward to not having to see them anymore? Well it was all them fags. Well anyway, I'm just standing by the fire with a few friends, and this guy comes up to me and gets in my face "hey man, you're a fucking faggot, i remember the shit you said at grad party" and starts running his mouth. I prefer to try to talk people down before fighting with them, but this guy was being a prick. My buddy hates when people talk shit about his friends, so he sticks up for me, then the guy says we're all faggots.
So later on, we're getting some dirt on this prick from other people, apparently he's a total pussy, all fucking talk, likes to run his mouth. So later on we're looking for him, just telling people what happened so everybody at the party is on our side (incase we need backup). We spot him on the other side of the fire, he sees us looking at him, we turn our head and he's gone.
So we go find him, my buddy's got a good 4 inches above the guy. The little fuck is running his mouth again (his nickname is scrawny btw), they're talking for a while. Nothing was happening but shit talk, so my friend turns his head, about to walk away. The guy pops my bud in the eye, then my bud just fucking takes him to the ground and beats the fucking shit out of him. The guy's eye got busted up, my friend's covered in the other guy's blood, it was sweet. The little fucking bastard fucking had it comin to him so bad.

So the moral is, don't talk shit unless you're willing to fight.

Sweet. Thats when you know you have a friend when they stick up for you in a ruck!

It's 13.10 and im hungry

I need to put my mom to work on those scrambled eggs

Shwoot wrote:Wow I had a sweet night,
We get to this field party, and you know how you graduate and there's those people you look forward to not having to see them anymore? Well it was all them fags. Well anyway, I'm just standing by the fire with a few friends, and this guy comes up to me and gets in my face "hey man, you're a fucking faggot, i remember the shit you said at grad party" and starts running his mouth. I prefer to try to talk people down before fighting with them, but this guy was being a prick. My buddy hates when people talk shit about his friends, so he sticks up for me, then the guy says we're all faggots.
So later on, we're getting some dirt on this prick from other people, apparently he's a total pussy, all fucking talk, likes to run his mouth. So later on we're looking for him, just telling people what happened so everybody at the party is on our side (incase we need backup). We spot him on the other side of the fire, he sees us looking at him, we turn our head and he's gone.
So we go find him, my buddy's got a good 4 inches above the guy. The little fuck is running his mouth again (his nickname is scrawny btw), they're talking for a while. Nothing was happening but shit talk, so my friend turns his head, about to walk away. The guy pops my bud in the eye, then my bud just fucking takes him to the ground and beats the fucking shit out of him. The guy's eye got busted up, my friend's covered in the other guy's blood, it was sweet. The little fucking bastard fucking had it comin to him so bad.

So the moral is, don't talk shit unless you're willing to fight.

Fuck shit talkers.

If somebody talks shit i wont even talk to them.

Let them say a word or two about me. I'll start to turn like im bout to walk away and clobber the fool with a right hook before he can even think of protecting himself.

I wont deal with shit talking. You better not speak if you dont want to scrap.

astramasta wrote:i bought a new bong at the weekend, well two actually.
if anyones interested i will post pics in the bongs forum......... but basically if anyone has seen half baked, and know what im talking about when i say billy bong thornton, then ul know thats what sort of bong i have
it rocks for social toking......

ha...and 'wesley pipes' ha, I watched that last night. Shit, you have a bong as big as Billy Bong Thorton?

So i went to my friends place last night for a night of partying. He had some banana flavored schnaps. It's called 99 banana and its 99 proof. Took about 6 shots and started feeling really good. Smoke a blunt after that and started downing some beers then smoking some more. Ahh, twas a great night. plus they're were some extremely attractive ladies there that were working the dance floor. OMG!!!!!

Shwoot wrote:MOOOOMM!!!!

THE MEATLOOAAFFF!!!


FUCK!!!!!

reminds me of my dumbass mother, we have al the big cake things and kitchen stuf you don't use often stored in the stove, 2 years ago i just happen to had something stored in there too. so she pre heated the oven to put in meat., and forgot about it, 15 minutes later the whole house was filled with plastic and weed smoke, jeehaw what a nice time did i have coming home from my friends place....

got an o today and 2 tabs of lsd. im tripping for the first time on acid tommorow so i hope it will kick some serious ass

acid is the shit...

post a report in other drugs yoo

and good luck and have fun

Yeah man, stay safe.

I'm bored as hell... waiting for this song to come trough on msn from killa, hope its worth it :p

New month, means new money...to bad it doesnt get on my account till tomorrow or maybe wednesday, i feel the urge to call my contact and order an oz but i have to wait till tomorrow :/

Why am I so bored :'(