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When people claim they are pot smokers but then sit down and are done after smoking one joint. If your going to sit down and have a smoke session with someone you need to smoke at least a gram. Especially if your always talking about how much pot you smoke.

Speak soft and carry a big stick.

PostPosted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 12:23 pm Post subject:
When people claim they are pot smokers but then sit down and are done after smoking one joint. If your going to sit down and have a smoke session with someone you need to smoke at least a gram. Especially if your always talking about how much pot you smoke.

Speak soft and carry a big stick.

i second that, and i hate when people cash a bowl when theres still like 4 or 5 hits left, you smoke until you take a hit and breathe nothing out!

i hate fucked up circles!

i hate when people torch a bowl and instead of 4 or 5 trips around the circle you get one or two

i hate when people join a circle and then cut in front of you in the circle and hit it first, wait your turn jackass!!!!!

I hate uninvited and unkown circle crahers, this one kid always invites himself into our circles and gets like two hits before we realize hes there and kick him out.

I hate sharing weed with people who take a puff, breathe 3/4 of the toke out without taking it into their lungs, then inhale the 1/4 of the toke. Then they claim "how fucking high" they are when I know they just wasted a perfectly good joint/bowl.

People who smoke like that shouldn't smoke...period.

I hate sharing weed with people who take a puff, breathe 3/4 of the toke out without taking it into their lungs, then inhale the 1/4 of the toke. Then they claim "how fucking high" they are when I know they just wasted a perfectly good joint/bowl.

People who smoke like that shouldn't smoke...period.

AGREED

its like when you try to smoke someone up for the first time and they put it in there cheeks like a cigar and blow it out, i'm like "hell no, do it again and this time swallow whats in your mouth"

If you tell them to swallow it, might they actually swallow it? Like instead of the smoke going into their lungs, it goes into their stomach? Sounds like a good way to get sick

no...if you try to swallow smoke and you have never smoked before then you'll inhale it, its the perfect way to teach virgin smokers how to properly smoke

That's not true..if you try to swallow smoke and you have never smoked before then you'll swallow it.

no you won't

You know, not to be argumentative, but that's a really weird thing for you to say, if you tell someone to try to swallow and they swallow, whatever is in their mouth is pretty much going in their stomach whether it's smoke or not..

Yeah I agree if you swallow it goes in your stomach if you inhale it goes in your lungs. It's that whole digestive vs. respitory thing.

I thought so. I think the best way to teach a virgin smoker is to tell them to take smaller hits and then take a deep breath of air. It will take longer for them to get high but at least they will get high.

acting like its food and swallowing it, is how i learned, it didn't go in my stomach and when i smoked up like 5 people for there first time that didn't know how to inhale it worked for them, some kid i know who said "i smoked twice and i didn't get high" smoked with me, i taught him to "store all the smoke that doesn't naturally go in your lungs when you hit the blunt and then swallow it like its food and it will naturally go in your lungs" 10 minutes later he was high.

i'm not trying to be a dick but i'm right

The best way to get a first time smoker to inhale properly is get them to take a nice toke then with the smoke in their mouth get them to clench their teeth and such in through them that way it happens automatically and they should be high in no time.

when u swallow dont u close one of your tubes down there that blocks off the pathway to your lungs? you wouldn't actually inhale any smoke untill you finish swallowing..i think they need to learn to just breath in lol.. sry i didnt study bio i dont kno anything about the body