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Gorecore · Post by **Gorecore** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 2:55 am

I'm fucking dying for a toke. My dealer isn't answering his phone or messages...so I sit here completely weedless since Thursday.

I'd kill someone for a gram right now.

Post by **WeedGuru_Flow** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 9:50 am

Found a new contact for quick deliveries!

An 50 year old guy that was imprisoned for 30 years on account of robbing a bank and shooting and killing a person.

The wierd thing is this guy is so fucking nice, i mean he speaks dutch without a dialect,he's funny and he gives excellent deals!

so, if we ever run out of pot before a party and we need a quick hookup we call him. Though we will be going to roosendaal normally (as you still get better deals in holland)

Darth Inhaler · Post by **Darth Inhaler** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 10:02 am

whoa...that's pretty nifty. Getting your pot from a guy who killed someone while robbing a bank hahaha!

Post by **WeedGuru_Flow** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 10:21 am

Yeah haha, one of my friends called to set it up and as i was the only one with money at that time i was the one to get it so i was pretty scared at first but he turned out to be a real nice guy

Dr. Greenthumb · Post by **Dr. Greenthumb** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 2:18 pm

Doesnt really bother me that much, last night I ended up going out again and smoking the 8th I bought.

FIRE!!! · Post by **FIRE!!!** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 2:33 pm

Flow wrote:Found a new contact for quick deliveries!

An 50 year old guy that was imprisoned for 30 years on account of robbing a bank and shooting and killing a person.

The wierd thing is this guy is so fucking nice, i mean he speaks dutch without a dialect,he's funny and he gives excellent deals!

so, if we ever run out of pot before a party and we need a quick hookup we call him. Though we will be going to roosendaal normally (as you still get better deals in holland)

Good God I wish I lived in Europe. GoreCore, I can sympathize, from Thursday until just last night literally everyone I could get a hold of was dry on weed. Finally just picked myself up a nice fat sac and promptly blazed some.

Post by **WeedGuru_Flow** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 12:38 pm

WhiteLie wrote:
Flow wrote:Found a new contact for quick deliveries!

An 50 year old guy that was imprisoned for 30 years on account of robbing a bank and shooting and killing a person.

The wierd thing is this guy is so fucking nice, i mean he speaks dutch without a dialect,he's funny and he gives excellent deals!

so, if we ever run out of pot before a party and we need a quick hookup we call him. Though we will be going to roosendaal normally (as you still get better deals in holland)
Good God I wish I lived in Europe. GoreCore, I can sympathize, from Thursday until just last night literally everyone I could get a hold of was dry on weed. Finally just picked myself up a nice fat sac and promptly blazed some.

thats the whole point of picking up haha, getting blazed...promptly

Post by **weedguru_animal** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 12:40 pm

Partly born of boredom, but mainly due to my mind's palpable irritation when forced into high speed data-entry routines (my current vocation), today whilst at work, I replied to one of the many daily company circular emails with a copy of this ---
http://www.weedguru.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=17451

(a world cup guide written by my alter ego Carlo Valdez)

Now from the few seconds when i made this exciting move, the only word-describable thoughts i can recall centre exclusively around 'that wil teach those bastards, keep sending me all this useless bullshit about gym offers, jimmy chan's leaving do and Molly's 60 th birthday bash...I dont fucking care!'

Now this is where my mind often worries me. For the next hour i did not give the mass-email attempt another moment of my mental focus/attention. It was not until this hypocritical wench made the mistake of sending me an email about my world cup document.
this email was about yours unruly...

'I just can't believe that the person would be so stupid to send it to
everyone at SP. Not the brightest move!!! And you are right, it does
have expletives in it. It cannot be justified as work material and if
he did write it (which I doubt), it makes you wonder if Daniel wrote
this on company time...
'

SP are the rich corporate fuckers that I work for. Unfortunately the 'reply' that I made to the circular email, attempted to hit all 2000 employees who are based, nationaly, all over Australia. Thankfully, 5 out of the 8 cities I hit, refused the mass-email attempt due to petty reasons such as 'SORRY!MAILBOX FULL'....Weak excuse for barring me entry to more inboxes of reluctant readers of my madness.

I passed the whole episode off as an easy to make mistake..

though thinking back to how I explained my 'error' worries me a little.
There was some serious talk of 'breach of several company policies' that could lead to a public spanking by the Queen Wench or worse still 'instant-dismissal'.......

This sporadic(thank god) conscious refusal to blind myself from the potential trouble my mischief may cause, is a sorrowfully common thread in my history. Lack of control? or is this just the way that I am, the way that i was meant to be?

'it makes you wonder if Daniel wrote this on company time' the classic words of a high ranking business executive, who is located -thankfully- in the office 5 km East of my own war-room(office within an office, a bunker of sorts). I hate that line.

If I can just survive tomorrow, then there is a welcome 3-day weekened which would do my hopes of mainating well paid full time employment a massive boost.
Time is often a great healer.
wish me luck.

Baybee · Post by **Baybee** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 3:15 am

Man, I'm not the brightest crayon in the box..

I was catching up with some of the people who post here on my msn, and I was talking to someone who I thought was Sensi, and it wasent Sensi... anyways, I felt pretty stupid... For some reason, I felt the need to share this with you..

Ya, as you can see, I'm high

mr green · Post by **mr green** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 12:43 pm

doing a canvas atm spent about 3 hours on it already,in between doing layers and coming on here while the paints is drying,ill post up pics soon!!

$Bong$ · Post by **$Bong$** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 7:55 pm

I think I'm going to like this site, it seems pretty cool. And god, do you ever need someone in the grow section who actually know what they are talking about! That is sorta what struck me about the site. I've been growing for 3 years since I was 15. My brother introduced me to the trade and my other brothr showed him lol.

Post by **weedguru_animal** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 4:29 am

Well Bong, it will be wicked for the community if an experienced greenthumb is about regularly to offer sound advice to others who choose to grow their own...We have had various grow experts chipping in over the years, the last chap is currently off recovering from a harsh time of physical and mental fatigue ..not from his duties on the site,, for more normal reason i.e. hardship of Life...

so yes mate, any regualr help in the gor forums would be greatly appreciated...

welcome around

Dr. Greenthumb · Post by **Dr. Greenthumb** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 7:10 pm

Yeah we've been needing a grower for a while now ever since gooster disappeared into the world of professional break dancing.

Post by **weedguru_animal** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 5:43 am

I wish it was 'professional break dancing' that has taken away our knowledgable Gooster...Unfortunately the wise one was struck down a fw months back with an acute case of phsyical wipeout.....
I have heard from his lady, maybe wife, and he is said to be making a good recovery....So we wish Gooster well in his road to recuperation....

As for me, I am now living almost exclusively alone. My lady has moved to her workmates, perhaps forthe duration of the world cup....Her starting shift of 8am doesn't work out wel with the 2am and 5am match times, and as we have studio flat, it is impossible for me to watch all the games without severely disrupting her all important sleep.
As for my own alllocated sleep time, I am looing at an average of 5.5 hours per day, for the first two- three weeks of the world cup, then maybe a touch more as the games spread and thin out in terms of frequency, but at the same time increase in terms of significance and excitement....
Lets hope she doesn't like the non Dan world so much that she nevr returns to my world..Always that chance when the world cup is on. My focus is completely overwhelmed by the footballl...

The biggest mistake of this latest in a long line of global migrations, is undoubtedly my failing last year- when persuading myself that the time to leave the uk was Right- to see far enough down the road into 20006 and this world cup....Still, I shall do my best, as my british blood boils hot everytime I see the three lions....

KaliCoe · Post by **KaliCoe** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 12:26 am

changed my avatar to the carlton dance!!!!

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