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Post by **WeedGuru_Flow** » Tue May 23, 2006 10:25 am

I've got a new girl!

Stayed over at her's last night. I lasted 1.50 hrs

(as far as 'lasting' in bed is possible)

Though i did use the 'don't go with a loaded gun' trick

Dr. Greenthumb · Post by **Dr. Greenthumb** » Thu May 25, 2006 2:42 am

chocolate flavor whipped cream, wouldnt that be great?

Darth Inhaler · Post by **Darth Inhaler** » Thu May 25, 2006 9:42 am

man I have chocolate flavored whipped cream...it's freakin' delicious

Post by **weedguru_animal** » Thu May 25, 2006 1:33 pm

go with a loaded gun is always the way forward i would say...contrary to 'theres something fucked about mary' and other widely trusted contemporary religious scriptures...
Unless you are crazy nervous, why not keep your body as full of testosterone as possible. Also I suppose if you are scared that you may finish your business within seconds then perhaps a pre-date workout is useful???I wouldn't be able to comment on that as I have never really felt the need to relieve my body of an of its manliness prior to meeting a woman in sexual/mortal combat...It would make an interesting mass debate topic.

Post by **WeedGuru_Flow** » Thu May 25, 2006 4:42 pm

weedguru_animal wrote:go with a loaded gun is always the way forward i would say...contrary to 'theres something fucked about mary' and other widely trusted contemporary religious scriptures...
Unless you are crazy nervous, why not keep your body as full of testosterone as possible. Also I suppose if you are scared that you may finish your business within seconds then perhaps a pre-date workout is useful???I wouldn't be able to comment on that as I have never really felt the need to relieve my body of an of its manliness prior to meeting a woman in sexual/mortal combat...It would make an interesting mass debate topic.

Yeah, but my sexual experience isn't that big. So my 'stamina' hasn't really been trained yet. If you get what I mean

AbbyRoad · Post by **AbbyRoad** » Thu May 25, 2006 11:20 pm

thats what great about being a girl, you can just keep going.

Darth Inhaler · Post by **Darth Inhaler** » Fri May 26, 2006 12:43 am

Man...I love sex during and before it...but afterwards I'm always like "Hey...get the hell out of my bed"

Eugene · Post by **Eugene** » Fri May 26, 2006 12:48 am

Did you get interrupted Darth Inhaler? You didn't finish your last sentence. I think what ou meant to say was, "Hey...get the hell out of my bed...and make me a sammich!"

Weedguru_Dusk · Post by **Weedguru_Dusk** » Fri May 26, 2006 5:24 am

thank the fucking gods my last day of my maymester class is tomorrow. That was starting to kill me.

And I can start moving into my new place on June 15th. Get excited! God its a pain trying to figure out what we need to do to get ready to move in.

Darth Inhaler · Post by **Darth Inhaler** » Fri May 26, 2006 9:41 am

Eugene wrote:Did you get interrupted Darth Inhaler? You didn't finish your last sentence. I think what ou meant to say was, "Hey...get the hell out of my bed...and make me a sammich!"

Hahahahahaha man...that'd be heaven

Post by **weedguru_animal** » Sat May 27, 2006 3:49 pm

13 days till the world cup begins...Is anybody else as excited as me?????

Weedguru_Dusk · Post by **Weedguru_Dusk** » Sun May 28, 2006 7:28 am

well holy hell I got a B in my two week class. I think that deserves a drink.

KaliCoe · Post by **KaliCoe** » Mon May 29, 2006 11:27 pm

13 days till the world cup begins...Is anybody else as excited as me?????

i was until the US lost to Morocco...

well holy hell I got a B in my two week class. I think that deserves a drink.

cheers!

Post by **weedguru_animal** » Tue May 30, 2006 11:34 am

I wouldn't worry about that result. The US team was understrength I thought...England played their B team against the mighty Belarussians and went down 1-2, but that hasn't affected my hopes for a long overdue British victory in the world cup this year....

A few days back we discovered an army of cockroaches The barracks were under our fridge. We moved the cooler then I went crazy with a small hand-held vacuum cleaner(dirt devil) sucking up as many of the fuckers as I could. My lady jumped away with fright as the batallaions surged towards me with mechanical timing...I fought off wave after wave until finally there were none...Or so we thought. My good lady returned to the scene of the war at som point this morning after I had gone to work. This time she was armed with some kinda roach magnet/killer, which she used to attract then slaughter 'at least another 50 of the bastards'......

Our only remaining problem is the Dirt Devil, which has been sealed up with plastic bags and left outside the front door of our flat since the 'roach-sucking' efforts. I am a little worried that all those roaches I entrapped in the dirt devil will have multiplied to plague like levels. SO should we open up the Dirt Devil??Or play it safe and just bin the fucker?

All suggestions welcome.

KaliCoe · Post by **KaliCoe** » Tue May 30, 2006 4:25 pm

you could cut a roach in half and it would survive if you have hundreds of roach P.O.W's get rid of the fucking dirt devil all together and bomb your place with those roach killing gas bombs

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