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Except you always see your parents naked.

I never get sick

So you never miss a day of school/work.

I have bullet-proof, poison-proof, stab-proof and explosion-proof skin.

But you fall off the roof of a corporate building while taking a cigarette break.

I can manipulate people's emotions (happy, sad, horny maybe?)

But nobody likes you
I power to control the earth ands its movement

but you stear it into the sun and we all die ... YOU DUMBASS

I can morph into quicksilver and go anywhere i want

humm let see but you can't morph back

i can end this thread.

But I beat you to it!

don't worry, i'll unlock it in a bit, i'm just fucking with you.

your powers are uselss against me!!!!

MUAHAHAHAHA!

I can turn ordinary metals into gold.

but then the Government kidnaps you, strips you naked and puts you thru all sets of medical tests to see how you do it and you eventually die of shame and embarrasment



i can pop walnuts with my eyelids

i once went out with a girl who could crack walnuts with her thighs mmmmmmm

Stanman
dont screw the game dude!!!!!

sorry man


i can crack any safe

but you get caught immediately after



i can burp and fart the alphabet at the same time

but u forget to breathe and die

I can shoot ducks at ppl and quack them to death!