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Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 9:33 pm
by The curious orange
but you dig into the earths core and die from the heat
i can wash pots really really fast...
Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 9:48 pm
by Funk Doctor
But you end up as a depressed housewife.
I'm a ninja that totally flips out and kills a bunch of people!
Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 9:53 pm
by HEAVYhitter
But then you have to do everything yourself cause there's no one else to do it for you.
I can lift weights as much as I want and not get tired or hurt my body.
Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 12:39 am
by Dr. Greenthumb
but you can only lift 10lbs...
...i shoot electricity out of my toes
Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 1:12 am
by HEAVYhitter
But you ground yourelf and die of electricution.
I can beat anyones ass.
Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 2:28 am
by aCid Barrett420
But too bad you dont have a penis.
I have the biggest penis in the world(thats not my super power, i just wanted to share that fact with all of you)!
I have everyone's superpowers combined.
Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 2:32 am
by on his right
but since all the powers have major flaws (as seen) you really dont have anything to brag about at all.
i can end world hunger.
Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 4:10 am
by Guest
Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 5:36 am
by pirate
edit: but with so many full stomachs, people have more time to focus on war
i can knock out anyone with one punch
Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 1:28 pm
by xhightimes420
but you have no arms
I can take and give life
Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 1:52 pm
by WeedGuru_Flow
but you have noone to give or take life to / from
I can predict the future, and the alter it so ppls mind explode
Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 6:24 pm
by Sammy
But your own mind crushes itself from knowledge overload.
I can burrow like a mole underground at the speed of a bullet.
Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 6:31 pm
by VaNN
but you turn into a worm
I can make her wet by whispering in her ear
Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 6:39 pm
by cutthecashflow
Unfortuantly for you its your mom.
I never get shit on.
Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 7:06 pm
by Stan
but your always in the shit
i have xray vision
