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New Bang & Olufsen store opened in town recently and i went for the special product preview

got one thing to say: hot diggity damn
watched Master and Commander on their 40.000 pound (Rupees 33,00,000) home theatre system ..almost wet myself twice...shite this shit is expensive..but its damn fucking GOOD!!!!

told the store guy they should consider giving a car free with each home theatre...

i totally loved their batwing style CD player..man that thing rocks...now im planning to break in and flick a few TVs...i wish....

half convinced the company guys to lease their home theatre room out for private movie screenings...watching porn will never be the same again

purple monkey wrote:New Bang & Olufsen store opened in town recently and i went for the special product preview

got one thing to say: hot diggity damn
watched Master and Commander on their 40.000 pound (Rupees 33,00,000) home theatre system ..almost wet myself twice...shite this shit is expensive..but its damn fucking GOOD!!!!

told the store guy they should consider giving a car free with each home theatre...

i totally loved their batwing style CD player..man that thing rocks...now im planning to break in and flick a few TVs...i wish....

half convinced the company guys to lease their home theatre room out for private movie screenings...watching porn will never be the same again

And to make a long story short:

You want that system to watch porn!It's the only reason you went there in the first place! hoping they'd show a porno movie

jk

Flow wrote:

purple monkey wrote:New Bang & Olufsen store opened in town recently and i went for the special product preview

got one thing to say: hot diggity damn
watched Master and Commander on their 40.000 pound (Rupees 33,00,000) home theatre system ..almost wet myself twice...shite this shit is expensive..but its damn fucking GOOD!!!!

told the store guy they should consider giving a car free with each home theatre...

i totally loved their batwing style CD player..man that thing rocks...now im planning to break in and flick a few TVs...i wish....

half convinced the company guys to lease their home theatre room out for private movie screenings...watching porn will never be the same again

And to make a long story short:

You want that system to watch porn!It's the only reason you went there in the first place! hoping they'd show a porno movie

jk

Damn, hi definition vagina!!!!!

Big Daddy wrote:

Flow wrote:

purple monkey wrote:New Bang & Olufsen store opened in town recently and i went for the special product preview

got one thing to say: hot diggity damn
watched Master and Commander on their 40.000 pound (Rupees 33,00,000) home theatre system ..almost wet myself twice...shite this shit is expensive..but its damn fucking GOOD!!!!

told the store guy they should consider giving a car free with each home theatre...

i totally loved their batwing style CD player..man that thing rocks...now im planning to break in and flick a few TVs...i wish....

half convinced the company guys to lease their home theatre room out for private movie screenings...watching porn will never be the same again

And to make a long story short:

You want that system to watch porn!It's the only reason you went there in the first place! hoping they'd show a porno movie

jk

Damn, hi definition vagina!!!!!

"High-Definition Porn, with picture so clear, you an smell it."

Flow wrote:

purple monkey wrote:New Bang & Olufsen store opened in town recently and i went for the special product preview

got one thing to say: hot diggity damn
watched Master and Commander on their 40.000 pound (Rupees 33,00,000) home theatre system ..almost wet myself twice...shite this shit is expensive..but its damn fucking GOOD!!!!

told the store guy they should consider giving a car free with each home theatre...

i totally loved their batwing style CD player..man that thing rocks...now im planning to break in and flick a few TVs...i wish....

half convinced the company guys to lease their home theatre room out for private movie screenings...watching porn will never be the same again

And to make a long story short:

You want that system to watch porn!It's the only reason you went there in the first place! hoping they'd show a porno movie

jk

well yeah...
also told them to hire it out for private movie screenings so i can sit and watch all six Star Wars movies back to back

not that i have the 10 grand to pay for hiring out the lounge..damn..

It's raining outside, the sky is green and the grass is blue

Weedguru Higher wrote:It's raining outside, the sky is green and the grass is blue

are there any purple cows?

purple monkey wrote:

Weedguru Higher wrote:It's raining outside, the sky is green and the grass is blue

are there any purple cows?

No they are pink

My acoustic guitar is lying on my bed, It's lying there as if it were thinking 'shall i fall off or not?'


I think I will move my guitar to a safer place

Good idea ^

I usually just keep looking at stuff like that ignorning the warning of my instinct. Then I slap my ask and ask 'why?' when it falls on the floor and breaks. I know I'm a moron but all this too say laziness goes pretty deep. You know..its 6:20 am I am stoned and I feel really twisted and strange this morning. My 2nd personality is showing through I do believe.

Weedguru Higher wrote:Good idea ^

I usually just keep looking at stuff like that ignorning the warning of my instinct. Then I slap my ask and ask 'why?' when it falls on the floor and breaks. I know I'm a moron but all this too say laziness goes pretty deep. You know..its 6:20 am I am stoned and I feel really twisted and strange this morning. My 2nd personality is showing through I do believe.

héhé, I only moved it cuz it's of big value to me

I'm lazy as hell myself too, i got to go to work in an hour and i still have to:

shower
dress
eat
inflate the tires on my bike

I dont think i will be there in time today

Oh shit, I forgot to tell WG about this. This happened while WG was down a week ago or whenever it was.

I was out back working on stripping a boat. Go out front to my pops truck to get tools and shit. I hear my neighbors across the street yelling and screamin, Cursing, Hitting and the whole 9 yards. Well these bitchs are the bitchs who called the cops on me and got me arrested and went through those 2 months of not smoking and jus hell.

Well, Someboy called the cops on them.

And it wasnt me, I dont call the punk police.

Well, Cops come, Im sittin on the front porch enjoying the show.

Both bitchs come out the house in mother fucking handcuffs.

Going to jail bitchs, I sat on the porch pointing and laughing at them. Making them feel what i felt.

I felt so good about it, Revenge is so fukcing sweet.

Now those stupid cunts get to go through what i went through, Dumb bitchs.

I know they'll fail they're drug tests, Welcome to what you put me through dumb cunts.

Was nice.

SOOOOOOOOO i found out today i gotta start working 7 am to 3 pm Mon-Fri. Pays 9 dollars an hour so that pretty cool. Just wanted some time off before i started another job, but one day is enough i guess. Besides, i gotta save up enough money to buy Madden 06 when it comes out August 6th or 8th.

That's pretty sweet, man I wish I had killer hours like that. I get at the most, 13 hours a week, at minimum wage (6.80, lowest in the country) so it's pretty damn hard to save up with 100 dollar pay checks every 2 weeks

things I need to save up for:
minifridge
tv
5.1 sound system
ps3
move out hopefully
university+books
some other thing...

Shwoot wrote:
things I need to save up for:
minifridge
tv
5.1 sound system
ps3
move out hopefully
university+books
some other thing...

shit man, at only 100 every other week, you might be saving up for quite a long time.