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weedguru tom wrote:i still dont get this thread ;/

the idea of this thread is ...

lets say we are in an agument.. and i say somthing like


i have more money then you

then u have to say... somthing to dis that..

like but you cant get shit with it


its kinda like if some one says somthing positive u have to find the negative side of it

i think thats how it works

yup..
like stan said...you make up a superpower and someone else makes it out to be a weakness instead...

I can give up weed when ever i want

but only for 5 seconds before you need another joint again

i can fly thru space without the need of oxygen

But you fly around without being able to change your course... you end up in the sun

I can spawn Hellish deamons who wreak havoc and kill anything in their path, except for me

But the Marine shows up and blows them all to pieces.

I can manipulate fire.

But everytime you do a typhoon shows up out of nowhere... there goes ur fire

I can make chimneys launch into the air and behave like tomahawk cruisemissiles

But chimneys aren't explosive so they don't really do any damage.

I can make any of your super powers look like a useless piece of shit.

But i can turn useless pieces of shit into superpowers

I cannot focus on studying, but if i focus on something it dies

Unfortunatly you just had a deep conversation with your mom.

I can... I can... meh, fuck it, I don't have any superpowers.

so i guess ive got fuck all to take away right
meh fuck it ill have the stash in ur pocket then lol *stolen

i have the power to make people come back to life any person i want.whos dead first of course

but can only keep them alive for very short periods of time


i can shoot laser beems from my eyes

But your glasses deflect the beams into your own eyes and you go blind.

I have superhuman strength.

But your no human being...

I've got a bruised eyesocket and a whiplash that can lash out at ppl

and i say thats the most illogical "power" every concieved, so whatever you were getting at, no.


i am invulnerable to poison.

But you're still very susceptible to gun shots *BANG*

I have bullet-proof skin.

but somebody stabs you

i can dig really fast