Things I don't know how to do

Post by **WeedGuru_Flow** » Wed May 09, 2007 8:13 am

can't:

quit smoking weed for longer than say two days
grow proper facial hair (hey it's starting to come through!)
dance at all

blazedsubaru · Post by **blazedsubaru** » Wed May 09, 2007 10:41 am

I can't dance.

I can't stop working on my car...as soon as it gets on the road I think...oh shit now I gotta change this. It's in the garage getting new parts more than I drive it!!!

I can't get away from drugs. They follow me everywhere.

I can't meet new girls, the girl has to put some effort into it. After the first conversation I'm okay, but she has to start it. I mean, it can be something similar. My ex started the conversation with the words "I'm cold" and then we went out for 6 months, lol.

Viewer_Discretion · Post by **Viewer_Discretion** » Wed May 09, 2007 10:56 am

I can't play most sports.
I can't really put my hair in a pony tail (too much hair. all girls are supose to know how to do that.)
I can't help but think that i look like a little kid when i smoke a joint. That's why I always use a pipe.
I can't get people to believe i'm nearly 19.

I can't roll...well...I always use a pipe
I can't stop drawing mushrooms
I can't stop talking about my puppy that i'm getting
I can't stop reading up on shiba inu's (smallest of the japanese breeds)
I can't stop hurting every time i see that one amazing animal is not adopted and has to leave after a month.
I can't stop being angry when i see poorly taken care of animals
I can't stop being angry when i see abused animals with social problems

I can't stop volunteering at the S.P.C.A. (Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals)

Dr.Miki°iPot · Post by **Dr.Miki°iPot** » Wed May 09, 2007 1:37 pm

i cant :
-do Homework
-stop flying high ... and i love it !
-turn down a free fuck ( except if shes a fucking hippo)
-turn down a good nice smoke with my mates
-do backflips
-grow right now cuz theres problemz

AbbyRoad · Post by **AbbyRoad** » Wed May 09, 2007 3:05 pm

i dont know how to juggle or roll an L joint

Gorecore · Post by **Gorecore** » Wed May 09, 2007 3:37 pm

abby wrote:i dont know how to juggle or roll an L joint

I do! I can juggle and kind of roll an L joint.

I didn't think this topic would get so many responses.

Weedguru~N0isenkiss3s · Wed May 09, 2007 3:44 pm

Ummm...

I can't skate....I can't sing in front of other people unless I'm drunk haha...I can't decide what I want to do with my life!

Mate · Post by **Mate** » Wed May 09, 2007 4:12 pm

Weedguru~N0isenkiss3s wrote:what I want to do with my life!

personally, i'm living it.

MatteN · Post by **MatteN** » Wed May 09, 2007 6:33 pm

i can't

seem to make myself care about unimportant things to me.

turn down a mad chill session with my friends

focus long enough to figure out what i want to do after HS

i can't stop coming to this website

jeebus i cant stop loving peopel

Octoberbuds · Post by **Octoberbuds** » Wed May 09, 2007 6:54 pm

I'm not the best gamer ever but I can handle my own . For some reason I can't play tetris. I can play for a while but then I always fuck up big time.

AbbyRoad · Post by **AbbyRoad** » Thu May 10, 2007 4:09 am

i cant be happy for extended periods of time

Mr Skunky · Post by **Mr Skunky** » Thu May 10, 2007 6:53 pm

I "CANT" Get any Cooler

buttermilk · Post by **buttermilk** » Fri May 11, 2007 2:33 am

I can't get any fucking seeds to grow weed.

Gorecore · Post by **Gorecore** » Fri May 11, 2007 1:16 pm

I can hoist a jack
And I can lay a track
I can pick and shovel too
He said can ya swing that hammer?
And he said, "Do anything you pay me to."

Laissez-Faire · Post by **Laissez-Faire** » Sat May 12, 2007 8:46 am

I can't dance. At all. It's annoying. Or play the guitar despite the fact I own one.
I can't let go of women I love, even when they're no good for me and obsessing about them drives me crazy. That's quite a big one.
I can't find motivation to do uni work.
I can't listen to pop music without complaining.
I can't have just one beer.
I can't shut up even when i've already said too much.

And Gorecore, I've never understood how people can't swim. I mean, you just wave your arms and legs about a bit and you at least stay afloat.

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