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Post by Weedguru Cusmar »

do never call me a China or Korean...If u did that, I will take that u are offendin and kill you
that made me chuckle. :lol:
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if you really want to get her bad (witch i am not saying you do) call her a cunt swab. its pretty devistating to a woman. i've never said it to aanyone knowing how bad a insult it is. but its your choice completely
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Turnipweed13 wrote:if you really want to get her bad (witch i am not saying you do) call her a cunt swab. its pretty devistating to a woman. i've never said it to aanyone knowing how bad a insult it is. but its your choice completely
i do not understand why that is so bad?
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or you can call her a vaginal wipe, its the same as cunt swab. lol
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haha.. idk why it is but trust me when you call her that just automatically duck.... a slap is comming.
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Post by Jim777 »

captainMorton wrote:as cunt swab.

HAHAH cunt SWAB

never heard of that word

what does swab means


im 11 years old and i wanna learn cool insults
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Post by Jay212 »

swab is something like a earque or whatever the fuck theyre called lol. those white sticks with 2 cotton pieces on each end like a double light saber type shit.
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Jim514 wrote: im 11 years old and i wanna learn cool insults
you are joking right?

anyhoo, the thing is a Q-tip, not an ear-Q lol, but a swab is normally considerd somthing like a cotten ball, hence cotten swab, its what they use to clean your arm when you get a needle, so a cunt swab is a cotten thing that is used to clean the cunt, my favorite insult however, is DOUCH
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Post by Princess_Ayana »

Um....my cousin barely speaks enuff English to say "Hello my name is..." im sure she wont be offended by Cunt Swab. LOLOLOLOL.
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ok fuck that idea then lol.... bitch translates well probaly lol
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Post by AbbyRoad »

when i was at work yesterday i thought of a good way to tell a slut to shut up "shut your mouth or are you waiting to have a cock shoved in it?"
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Post by Laissez-Faire »

If she doesn't speak that good english, there's a very good chance she doesn't realise the implications of what she's saying. She may well like to fuck, and that's perfectly natural. She's 20 for fucks sake, that the age for experimentation, especially i you've been trapped in a bubble your whole life. But there are way to put that out there (if she really must) without making herself sound like a cheap Vietnamese prostitute ( i assume since you didn't mention the vietnamese that the death threats don't apply to me :wink: )

Just talk to her. A healthy sexual appetite is perfectly normal for a girl her age, and she might not realise how that makes her look. If she does, then it's her life, so let her live it. She may not be aking the right choices, but it's not your place to decide what's best for her. You can advise, but never order.

Certainly don't grass to the family. I mean, the overprotective family thing is probably what drove her to this sort of behaviour in the first place. If you are forced into sexual repression under the watchful eye of the family, then it's more than likely that the second you get a shred of independence, you will use it to get all the things you thought you wanted. What possible good could they do? Forbid this sort of shit? Yeah, that went well the first time didn't it? Forbidden fruit tastes so much sweeter.

Bottom line is, she's family, so treat her as such. Try and help her as best you can, and that's all you can do. She's a grown woman, don't feel that it's your place to get involved in her life.
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