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Well, when i was in 3rd grade, i will alway fuckin remembet that, i tought, 'WHAT IF I PUT MY FINGER IN THE SHARPENER'
so i shaperned my finger, and it was bleeding a mother fucking lot.

4 years ago, i managed to fall from a 30ft three, both leg broken + left shoulder and right foot.... FUN FUN FUN 3 months no school in a bed watching movies and pissing in a tube with someone that feeds you...

UUuh, last week, at macs, i ran between friges and felt in one of em breaking the glass, my whole left arm got cut, and i WAS bleeding PRETTY BAD(2inch reaallllyy deep scar, glass is crual, it could have cut my neck and bye bye matt) now i have a bandage, but the scar of that thing will be huge.

imagine... wrote:4 years ago, i managed to fall from a 30ft three, both leg broken + left shoulder and right foot.... FUN FUN FUN 3 months no school in a bed watching movies and pissing in a tube with someone that feeds you

urch lucky mofo, i fell relativly 20 odd ft out of a tree, no broken bones, except a bad back for tha rest of my life (fuck this pisses me off, it hurts so much like, thank god for weed or id never bare it)

ive had some near scrapes, liek fallin from a quarry building down 3 floors between the middle of the stairs cuz they were goin forward n backward on them selves to go down u know the type, liek in college, and fell through the center cuz i was climin over this welded shut fire door, (onyl way to get past was over or under, and theres a fuckoff drop on either side, well i got over and slipped lmao. BANG onto the bottom floor and that was steel, like a gangway, i cut my leg up so bad, think i fuct my ankle too, but i couldtn goto the doctors, i was coverd in lime powder from the quarry. so i left it as they would know i was messin in a dissused quarry, and my ankle is still fuct now lol my friends just ran off goin omg omg omg

drove my brand new vauxhall corsa through a fence into a marsh, doing 50 last week,

thats my latest, but probably not my worst,

once got ran over by a bus??double decker too,

dirtybag wrote:once got ran over by a bus??double decker too,

Holy fuck, goin how fast??

got into a fight with a professional boxer and his big fat bald nazi friend

i didnt know he was a boxer at the time of course

i still got the dented skull to prove it

Kaynoq wrote:got into a fight with a professional boxer and his big fat bald nazi friend

i didnt know he was a boxer at the time of course

i still got the dented skull to prove it

man i have been in a fight with a boxer, it sucks, i got the shit beaten into me, but i did fight back (i have studied martial arts like) so i did do some damage back, just not enough to put him down, tough ass mother fucker that he is, who the hell can hit someone with a broken wrist? suprised the fuck outta me

oh...I stayed outside after recess for an hour when I was in grade 2 and almost got the teacher fired? OHOHOHO :D oops.

Weedguru~N0isenkiss3s wrote:oh...I stayed outside after recess for an hour when I was in grade 2 and almost got the teacher fired? OHOHOHO :D oops.

That's not dumb or stupid, that's hilarious.

i just remembered in grade two it was really fucking cold out, so cold that if you stick your tongue to anything metal it WILL FREEZE UR TONGUE TO THE POLE!! and i was like "im gonna stick my tongue to a pole" and i ran straight to a pole and did just that.

ended up getting blood all over the place, teacher had to run out with a big bowl of hot water to unstick my tongue.

it was hilarious

Fanya wrote:

Weedguru~N0isenkiss3s wrote:oh...I stayed outside after recess for an hour when I was in grade 2 and almost got the teacher fired? OHOHOHO :D oops.

That's not dumb or stupid, that's hilarious.

Well, maybe dumb if only because it really wasn't safe!

It was quite funny, me and two boys stayed out and she didn't bother to come look for us. Eventually she brought us in and made us write notes of apology to our parents. My mom gets hers, finds out what happened and FLIPS. She goes to the school and demanded the teacher get fired. I think she got a no pay suspension or something for a day or two...I didn't even register this until my mom told me about it again yeaars later....Maybe this was more of a " dumb things my teacher did!" post XD

Fanya wrote:

Weedguru~N0isenkiss3s wrote:oh...I stayed outside after recess for an hour when I was in grade 2 and almost got the teacher fired? OHOHOHO :D oops.

That's not dumb or stupid, that's hilarious.

Try ingenious.

Jamie you criminal, should have been in prison years ago

last year i was havin a bonfire with gasoline in the middle of the woods with a buddy of mine, and we had the gas in a pepsi can. my freind threw the can in the fire and, without realizing i had spilled gas on my pant leg, jumped on the can, thinking it was empty. I was wrong. the gas ignited in a huge fireball and my leg was on fire for about 30 seconds before i got it out. i was blazed so i forgot that there was a stream 20 feet away that could have put it out. i had 3rd degree burns all over my shin ( pic attached) and i had my leg in a bandage for 3 weeks.
i have mad scars.

jeeeeeez thats pretty dumb... feel for you mate