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you know your a stoner if you smoke so much that you actually forget that the last time you smoked was 5 minutes ago

you kno your a weed head when your frenz invite u out an u have to think on which is more fun...goin out with people or staying indoors an smoke weed... guess wat wins.

so true..

when u wake up afta a wicked nite of stonin, turn ova n roll urself a spliff for breakfast.

when you wont even keep some money to buy a bong cos u'd rather buy more weed...

Russ wrote:when you wont even keep some money to buy a bong cos u'd rather buy more weed...

Yes

Your eyes are listed on the police file as 'red'.

your on a weedsmoking forum on the internet spinnin out at the screen.

Ice006 wrote:Your eyes are listed on the police file as 'red'.

Thats a good one

ok im just going to make a list because i dont feel like reading all of em (sorry folks) so if some of this stuff has already been posted... who cares?



1. when you go on forums and you're too stoned to read any post without a picture or link past the first paragraph
2. when you consider your pipes/bongs and general weed smoking utilities all as "art" (extra points if they have a name)
3. if you sell pipes for weed money
4. if you sell weed for pipe money
5. if you use weed as a bartering tool for domestic stores (wal-mart, radioshack)
6. you have spent more than 1/3 of your life coughing
7. if you have ever smoked so much that your eyes have started watering uncontrollaby.
8. if you see Bob Marley as a role model
9. if you have watched up in smoke / nice dreams and you took a hit every time there was a reference to weed through the entire movie
10. if you have actually read down to this point i am sorry but YOU are not a stoner.


these are just a couple i have done or am doing in my life

JusJoe wrote: 10. if you have actually read down to this point i am sorry but YOU are not a stoner.

Well isn't that a shame... I didn't know I wasn't allowed to read consistently and be a stoner at the same time. Oh well, I would rather be educated anyday.

you know you're a weedhead when you wake up in the middle of the night screamin'

THERE'S NO MORE WEED!!

You're a weed head when you notice that while reading this post ure high and when trying to reply you just dont, and think deeply about why Jesus didnt have a Playstation Portable at his time.... and that it would be SOOO... cool... ....

abby wrote:youve got a smokers cough and dont smoke cigarettes.

its official now . When u wake up in the morning get in ur car to go to work and get stoned of the smell of the hot box from last night.

when you reach out to the screen and try get the joints on cdc's avatar, and then get upset when somebody tells you theyre not real.