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Anybody always end up doing "smoke tricks" while high. I do that shit all the time without even thinkin.

I'm always doing killhits and killhit variations. Jus comes natural now. Blowin o killhits, All kinds of shit.

Dunno why, Jus used to doing it.

Dont mind me, Im pretty blazed tonight.

"Crack the 40 open homie, And guzzle it, Cuz i know the weed in my system feeling lonley"

Meh, I gotta cut some lawns, Shampoo some carpets. Basically work all day, And ill be lucky to be able to keep $5 of what i make. I owe still some $350ish dollars. Damnit.

I fucking love Headshops man.

Went into this store first time a few months back, Went in there once a year before, But not since then. This was back with my court shit and i was there buying detox and home tests.

Went back not to long ago and bought a glass peice for my pops birthday. They remebered me. Asked me how the court ordeal was and shit. Let em know everythings cool. Hooked me up with a cheap price on the pipe. But ran outta glass filters. Called em earlier today and asked if they re-upped on filters and they did. Went there, He goes you the dude who called? Im like yeah. He goes "Hey, Chuck(Dude that works there.) C'mere, Give them two filters for free." I was like fuck yeah. Asked how much they are he says he buys em for $1 a peice. So he does 2 for $5. So he was going to give me 2 for free which is $5 normally. And so i bought another two and he gave me three for $5.

I love the store. Everytime i go they treat you like family, Hook up good deals and everything. Chill and talk and shit. Its awesome.

AHHHHH!!! Shitty fucking day, just found out i have to have the exact same disciplinary meeting i;ve already had last week at college next week, this time with my parents, i have no weed and my dad ironed my chelsea shirt and fucked the logo on the front now it just looks shit why and this all happened at the exact same moment and now im getting shouted at for being pissed off! CUNT!!!!

15 hours community service for my B and E charge from a while ago ahahaaaaaaaaa

I love working for stoners.

I cut alot of lawns and fix and sell beat up lawnmowers.

Well, Cuttin a lawn for a stoner today. Did it, Weedwacked and everything. Hooked me up with $10. Then goes, Come inside real quick. I go on, He goes, Here, Heres a gram, Enjoy. I was like shit, Tight bro, Wanna blaze? He goes, Naa, Enjoy it later homie, I aient hurting.



Cha-Ching. Tight shit. Bought a 40, Got a extra gram. Good shit.

Shit, howsabout you walk down to Florida real quick and smoke me out, I'm all dry

CelticOne wrote:Shit, howsabout you walk down to Florida real quick and smoke me out, I'm all dry

Look out your window at about a 164 degree angle cause im sending you smoke signals now.

It's cool, at least I have extreme amounts of alcohol to keep me happy for nI SEE IT! I SEE THE SMOKE SIGNALS HOLY SHIT!!

I was in amsterdam a couple days ago, at the first stoner/tourist shop this indian man offers me a grinder.. (i didnt know the fuck what price it had) but he said 12.99.. i was like: no way I can buy some nice amount of weed with that money, dun need it. He goes on: ok my friend, for u 9.50..
I still was like damn didnt know them plastics where that expensive.. but he already packed it in for me and was waiting to recieve the cash. I still didnt agree with the trade but ah well, gave him 8+ euros and said it was fine.

The next shop I enter, I see exactly the same grinder for 4.99 or so..
I was like, fuck the indian dude nailed me.. I felt fucked, went back and stole papers, carboards, lighters(real nice ones, those stormy things that look like heatweapons.. dont give a flame but a rough heat thingy) and more shit then smoked a blunt and my day was perfect

Just wanted to add my story to the thread =)

YOU ROBBED A HEADSHOP!? bastard

haha but you got seriously chinced.

Shit I woulda done the same damn thing, gettin ripped calls for payback

had a job interview today for tescos... looks pretty promising, the woman there said if it was upto her i'd have a job, and the two most important things, were flexibility of hours to work, and willing to do anything work wise i stood a good chance of getting work

i got my hair died green yesterday, its awesome