OWNED!

[jonny cockeral]

haha thta must have been a bit embarassing, i nearly went the jornuey in the cafeteria at college the other day luckily i got my balance back

[canadianbud]

Was at a friends and we were going to get some food, so he let me ride his dads bike. So we're goin down a slight hill, i come to a stop sign and a car is goin by, i hit the back brakes, nothing, i panicked and jammed on the fronts, flew off my seat and nailed my nuts right where the handlebars go together, and then flipped over the front of the bars...owned.

Was crashin at a friends, and a kid said some shit to me when i was on the couch, so i stand up, punch him a few times in the chest then i tripped and smoked just between my eye and my brow on the corner of a table. Was pretty lucky tho, it hit the bone so my eye was protected, just got a nasty cut.

[tweedle]

I was at my mates house when I was like 8-9 and we were riding bikes around his area and there was these two pillars and a bar from each post, I didnt see the bar. The bike went under the bar and the bar just floored me, that was an ownage.

When I went down to London about 3 months ago, I was at my mates house and I was drunk and he leant back on his chair and fell back, we were laughing for ages about that.

[Weedguru Higher]

Haha that bar story reminds me of another one.

I musta been 9 or 10 and I was at my Grandma's. There is a big ass hill not too far by that all the local kids went to slide on. THings is, the hill is huge and steep and at the bottom is a river..there's probably 15 ft of flat before hitting the river. I was going down on a GT snowracer and was going to fast too stop. I was sure I was gonna fly into the river so I swerved in the fence on the side. Cept the fence was barbed wire and I basically hung myself on the fence. Even the part that was barbed cut through my skin. I had almost an ear to ear slash ascroos my neck. Luckily it wasn't deep enough for stitches. My grandma freaked when she saw me all covered in blood. Ever notice how head and neck wounds bleed so horribly even when they aren't serious?

[mac dre]

i was rippin on a lil 50 cc dirtbike like 3 years ago on my grandma's huge property.. well we decided to attach a wagon to the back with a rope and i was pulling my cousin.. i decided to be a prick and i ripped a quick U turn and gunned it making him fall down i was looking back laughing my ass off looking at him on the ground when i turn around look forward in time to see a HUGE tree branch right in my eyesight CRACK domed myself, lil ditrbike went forward and i did a backflip of the lil bike and fell on my face on the ground unconcious.. was pretty killer if u seen me, full out back flip off a moving ditrbike from hititng my face on a branch..

[HighOffDaPurple]

i was rolling a blunt with 2 grams of good ass weed under my desk in my social studies class i sit in the back and while im rolling it i hear the class get really silent so for about 10 seconds (no joke) i kept on looking down extremely concentrated and kept rolling it and i look up to see what my teacher was doing and why it was so silent and she was standing right behind me watching me roll it and my friend sitten next to me says "owned". every kid was watching me like all their backs were turned and shit i was just like ........................................................................................

[Zen]

I was about 4 or 5 and was playing backcatcher in a game of front yard baseball. Batter buddy told me aI was standing too close to him but I told him to shut up and swing. He swung as on his follow through the wooden bat came around and hit me an inch above my left eye brow. I remember falling towards the ground, waking up in the hospital in the middle of me getting stitches, and then waking up again after the whole ordeal in a hosptial bed.

So I guess I was standing too close.... or the asshole tried to hit me on his follow through cause he was a prick. haha who cares.

Peace~

[Sammy]

The next instant I am flying over the handlebars headed face first for the ashphalt. You know when they say you see your life flash before your eyes? Well, I saw that and the last thought was I'm dead.

ugh ive had that same feeling when i was mixing up lots of shit 2 years ago, i was at a buddy's house party, probably 30 people there, and it turned out we had gotten a really good deal on a 12 gram bag of powdered E. Four of us railed the whole bag, i had wayyy to much, also did some acid that night, smoked a load of bud, and was drunk off my face. I wouldnt consider it OD'ing, but i lost it, i was too fucked and couldnt walk so i fell onto the hardwood floor and first everyone laughed, then i blacked out...and when i came to people were huddled over me and my friend Tiff was holding my tongue and my shirt had blood all over it...i guess i was swallowing my tongue, but anyways while i was lying there all i could think was "you really really took it too far this time, youre dead. thats it, youre dead."

that was probably one of my worst experiences with drugs, if not the worst, its scary how vivid and real the "life flashes" seem when its happening, and which particular times you think of...

[mac dre]

I was about 4 or 5 and was playing backcatcher in a game of front yard baseball. Batter buddy told me aI was standing too close to him but I told him to shut up and swing. He swung as on his follow through the wooden bat came around and hit me an inch above my left eye brow. I remember falling towards the ground, waking up in the hospital in the middle of me getting stitches, and then waking up again after the whole ordeal in a hosptial bed.

So I guess I was standing too close.... or the asshole tried to hit me on his follow through cause he was a prick. haha who cares.

Peace~

same shit happened to me except it was my bro and he cracked me in the forhead.. no stitches needed but i was out cold for a good 5 minutes.

[Zen]

Hahaha oh yeah, around the same age of my last post I was riding my bike down the street, and I had to carry a frisbee with me, and for some reason I couldn't hold on to it with one hand so I decided to put it in my mouth. But it kept feeling like it would fall if I had it hanging down so I flipped it so when I bit the frisbee flipped up infront of my face, which was good cause I had it tightly so I wouldn't drop it, but bad cause I couldn't see. For some reason in my childish logic I decided this was a good idea, and as I was steadfastly approaching my house, WHAM!! I slammed my bike right into the side of my dad's truck! The front tire got wedged between the frame and the pavement and my face said OOF and SHIT to the side of that big blue bastard of a truck and I then I was back in my bike seat, still straight up and down cause of the tire being wedged under the truck. lol That sucked.

Peace~

[crippler7815]

Yeah, I was talking about my snowboarding incident.. I actually found an x-ray of my wrist, figured someone might check it out, so here's a link.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v393/ ... 010022.jpg

Cheers.

[Weedguru Higher]

Damn...do those plates and screws set off metal detectors? I would think they don't but..

[crippler7815]

Haven't yet, but I've got a doc's note to let 'em know. There's going to be no transfer of anything illicit over a plane for me, can't risk it.

[GAZ]

My dad has one of them plates in his leg, hasnt set off any metal detectors yet. My mates got a plate in his arm and it did set one off. Not sure what the deal with them is, maybe it depends how much skin/fat is around it?

[crippler7815]

Probably part of it, mine's pretty shallow, enough to stick a strong magnet to, but it's gotta be pretty strong since it's stainless steel, I'm pretty sure. Either way, silverware probably wouldn't set off a metal detector, and neither should my arm. Still a fun story though.